Elevator pun
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Elevator puns...
... good on so many levels πΊπ»
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Iβve recently discovered Iβm terrified of elevators, so Iβm taking steps to avoid them.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but Iβm slowly getting over them!
UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers.
You make the world a happier place! π€©
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︎ Nov 12 2020
The elevator at work was broken so I took the stairs...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now no one can get down.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Farting in a packed elevator...
It's wrong on so many levels.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Did read the book about the elevator?
It was a very uplifting story. (Courtesy of my 10 year old)
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I recently got a job as an elevator operator
It has its ups and downs.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
My first time on an elevator was very uplifting
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Why do ghosts like to use elevators?
Because it lifts up their spirits
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What do you call a malfunctioning grain elevator?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I'm really really scared of elevators...
...so I take steps to avoid them.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Get it? Because...elevators..
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︎ Jul 30 2020
U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post β I pulled a small prank on the elevator
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I failed a math test on an elevator.
I got it wrong on so many levels.
An old one I know, I just thought the punchline needed revision.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I don't like elevators, they're always up to something.
I have to take steps to avoid them.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think itβs because we were raised differently
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I don't trust elevators
There are some important steps I'll have to take to avoid them.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I left my Ribeyes in the elevator...
The steaks have never been higher
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︎ Oct 04 2020
I left my vampire killing kit in the elevator...
The stakes have never been higher
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Sometimes my experience on an elevator is very uplifting. Other times ...
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︎ Aug 14 2020
The first time I used an elevator, it was kinda uplifting
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︎ Aug 28 2020
My friend just got a job as a elevator repair technician
they're really moving up in the company.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
From my offspring. What is the difference between a dad and an elevator?
An elevator can raise a family.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
The mechanic told me that he fixed the elevator
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︎ Aug 30 2020
First child born in a couple of weeks so I thought to give it the good ol try. Sometimes when Iβm down I go to the mall and use the elevator.
So it can lift me up and make my day better.
I tried to OC.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I have a horrific fear of elevators
Iβve started taking steps to avoid them
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Iβm deathly afraid of elevators
So I take steps to avoid them
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I am afraid of elevators
Which is why I take steps to avoid them
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︎ Dec 26 2020
I hate elevators
I will start taking steps to avoid them
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on any levels:)
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Farting in elevators...
...is wrong on so many levels.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I quit my elevator job
Had too many ups and downs
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I have a fear of elevators
But Iβve started taking steps to avoid it.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
I have a fear of elevators,
So I've taken steps to avoid them.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I once farted on an elevator
It was wrong on so many levels.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
The elevator inspectorβs job is very interesting.
It has its ups and downs.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Sex on an elevator is wrong...
Sex on an elevator is wrong,
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On so many levels...
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︎ Oct 21 2020
My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think itβs because we were raised differently
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I hate elevators
I'm going to take steps to avoid them.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Elevators terrify me
I'm taking steps to avoid them
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Today, I got a job working in an elevator...
It really has its ups and downs.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I am terrified of elevators
I will start taking steps to avoid them.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
They work on so many levels.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
The first time i used an elevator it was an uplifting experience
But the second time it let me down
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Having sex on an elevator is wrong on so many levels...
thats it.. thats the joke
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