Elevator pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danklord_0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Elevator puns...

... good on so many levels πŸ•ΊπŸ»

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I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!

UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers. You make the world a happier place! 🀩

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whoopass_voice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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The elevator at work was broken so I took the stairs...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now no one can get down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Farting in a packed elevator...

It's wrong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mac_OrchardYT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I have a horrific fear of elevators

I’ve started taking steps to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tubergod1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.

I guess we are raised differently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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I’m deathly afraid of elevators

So I take steps to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballsquancher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why are elevator jokes so good?

They work on so many levels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Did read the book about the elevator?

It was a very uplifting story. (Courtesy of my 10 year old)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theclashwasright
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I recently got a job as an elevator operator

It has its ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gagi11030
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My first time on an elevator was very uplifting

The second was a letdown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoolSharkPete
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Why do ghosts like to use elevators?

Because it lifts up their spirits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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I hate elevators

I will start taking steps to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NumberBndl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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What do you call a malfunctioning grain elevator?

An agri-vator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/50ShadesOfPalmBay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?

They work on any levels:)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I'm really really scared of elevators...

...so I take steps to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Farting in elevators...

...is wrong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ronessdanholnic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Get it? Because...elevators..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/szjkfchiovido
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post β€œ I pulled a small prank on the elevator

But it escalated quickly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jcham28
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I quit my elevator job

Had too many ups and downs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I failed a math test on an elevator.

I got it wrong on so many levels.

An old one I know, I just thought the punchline needed revision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SD_Swift
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I have a fear of elevators,

So I've taken steps to avoid them.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I once farted on an elevator

It was wrong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enganere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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The elevator inspector’s job is very interesting.

It has its ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BandDirector17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I don't like elevators, they're always up to something.

I have to take steps to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insult_king
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Sex on an elevator is wrong...

Sex on an elevator is wrong, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . On so many levels...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BestServedColder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...

I think it’s because we were raised differently

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I don't trust elevators

There are some important steps I'll have to take to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I left my Ribeyes in the elevator...

The steaks have never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I left my vampire killing kit in the elevator...

The stakes have never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.

I guess.... we are raised differently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I hate elevators

I'm going to take steps to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaystibelman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Sometimes my experience on an elevator is very uplifting. Other times ...

I just feel let down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/well_I_swan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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The first time I used an elevator, it was kinda uplifting

Then it let me down

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My friend just got a job as a elevator repair technician

they're really moving up in the company.

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Elevators terrify me

I'm taking steps to avoid them

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Today, I got a job working in an elevator...

It really has its ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoosterBurger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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From my offspring. What is the difference between a dad and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_flexy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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The mechanic told me that he fixed the elevator

That was uplifting news

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrQuackalotOWO
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I am terrified of elevators

I will start taking steps to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterArsonal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chopinsbach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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First child born in a couple of weeks so I thought to give it the good ol try. Sometimes when I’m down I go to the mall and use the elevator.

So it can lift me up and make my day better.

I tried to OC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnpowers99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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The first time i used an elevator it was an uplifting experience

But the second time it let me down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatoman-177
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Having sex on an elevator is wrong on so many levels...

thats it.. thats the joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h_cordeiro8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I am afraid of elevators

Which is why I take steps to avoid them

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why are elevator jokes so good?

They work on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I have a fear of elevators

But I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...

I think it’s because we were raised differently

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Why are elevator jokes so good?

They work on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
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