I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.
but I ran out of gas.
“This takes me back.”
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
The police is working tirelessly to catch him.
They are always Stalin.
Those were the Good Years.
Just look at that escargo.
It really takes me back.
Looks like it was a Christler
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
Now it can offer a whole lot more.
You might want to crack a window
“Ya, I’m positive.”
They’re working tirelessly to catch them
I dunno son, I prefer you use a sponge
They never check under the hood.
You should of seen her face when I drove Pasta.
He got tired.
...right in front of a house where there’s a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. There’s a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.
Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldn’t mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesn’t budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.
A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy he’s ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.
With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right u... keep reading on reddit ➡
A Honda Beat.
"Well thank you. You're not so bad yourself."
Sorry, it was an oxidant.
Its a pretty good deal
It's written in the key of B flat.
He woke up oily in the morning
The Audi Partner.
Kids: looks up from their phones, “why did you do that for?”
Dad: “to scare away the elephants!”
Kids: “what elephants?!!”
Dad: “see it’s working!”
Thank you! Thank you very much!
But people who run in front of cars get tired.
...Now every room is the living vroom
Because the car wouldn’t mooooove!
Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting
The trooper crank down his window and yelled to the driver “pull over”
“No!” yelled the woman “it’s a cardigan”
I was pissed. I was mad. I looked everywhere for the cause. But alas, it was my own asphalt.
“This takes me back.”