Car puns are exhausting
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Radish00
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This entire thread of car puns
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/explodingbrick938
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car puns

I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldnโ€™t find a manual.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AlphaAxel
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I was gonna make some car puns...

but I ran out of gas.

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Car puns are really tiring
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ordelore8x
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

โ€œThis takes me back.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jonny1211
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Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...

My how the stables have turned.

Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!

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A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.

The police is working tirelessly to catch him.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Buffunder
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What kind of car does an egg drive

A yolkswagon..

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stneutron
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Russian cars are very unreliable...

They are always Stalin.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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Hey! Did you see that snail-shaped car with the letter S painted on it drive by?

Just look at that escargo.

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Every time I put my car in reverse.

It really takes me back.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/therealfakebodhi
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I just saw Jesus & a couple of His disciples drive past me in a new car

Looks like it was a Christler

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A man has been stealing police car tires

The police are working tirelessly to catch him

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ismailumair90
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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kielbasa_Crotch_Kid
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What kind of car does the moon drive?

An Eclipse.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JaykDoe
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The car dealership in my town just doubled its size.

Now it can offer a whole lot more.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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What was wrong with the wooden car?

It wooden go

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/crazyfortaco
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/podfather2000
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I just put gas in the car

You might want to crack a window

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Two atoms walk into a bar, one says to the other โ€œDang, I left my electrons in the car.โ€ The other replies, โ€œAre you sure?โ€

โ€œYa, Iโ€™m positive.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LOLMrTeacherMan
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My friend wasn't happy with his new car, so I said "Dude, just roll with it".
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GeoMap73
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do cars put on their toast for breakfast?

Traffic jams!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/space0watch
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Someone stole the tires off a police car

Theyโ€™re working tirelessly to catch them

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jerryattrix
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I'm a real big fan of cars. I guess you could say I am..

A Motรถrhead.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BestWest45
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Dad can I wash the car with you ?

I dunno son, I prefer you use a sponge

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RedMusical
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Why are KKK members terrible car mechanics?

They never check under the hood.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/morsodo99
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My wife said I could never make a car out of spaghetti...

You should of seen her face when I drove Pasta.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HazyDayZ420
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You hear about the dog who liked to chase cars?

He got tired.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ixnayhombray
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Bark the car
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ra1ku_77
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A guy goes for a drive and his car stalls...

...right in front of a house where thereโ€™s a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. Thereโ€™s a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.

Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldnโ€™t mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesnโ€™t budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.

A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy heโ€™s ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.

With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right u

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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Do you know what car someone who loves rhythmical music should own ?

A Honda Beat.

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A cop stopped me and demanded i get out of the car. "You're staggering" he said.

"Well thank you. You're not so bad yourself."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
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What did the rust say to the car?

Sorry, it was an oxidant.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AceThirtyThree
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There is a sign outside my local library that says 'Watch for Cars'

Its a pretty good deal

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Om_Nair
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My son wrote s symphony about not caring if your car's tire has no air...

It's written in the key of B flat.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mechanicfantic
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Did you hear about the mechanic who fell asleep under the car?

He woke up oily in the morning

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GitShiggles
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A new car has been launched for American cowboys...

The Audi Partner.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
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Furiously honks car horn in the middle of no where without a car in sight.

Kids: looks up from their phones, โ€œwhy did you do that for?โ€

Dad: โ€œto scare away the elephants!โ€

Kids: โ€œwhat elephants?!!โ€

Dad: โ€œsee itโ€™s working!โ€

โ€”โ€”

Thank you! Thank you very much!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/crewthsr
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People who run behind cars get exhausted.

But people who run in front of cars get tired.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
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I have recently been made homeless and have to live in my car...

...Now every room is the living vroom

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Triggers--Broom
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Why did the cow yell at the car?

Because the car wouldnโ€™t mooooove!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/daddysbrat18
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A state trooper pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway

Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting

The trooper crank down his window and yelled to the driver โ€œpull overโ€

โ€œNo!โ€ yelled the woman โ€œitโ€™s a cardiganโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/crazyfortaco
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Today I slipped and fell while walking out to the car.

I was pissed. I was mad. I looked everywhere for the cause. But alas, it was my own asphalt.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kristhebrown
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

โ€œThis takes me back.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/the_houser
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

โ€œThis takes me back...โ€

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