Cars 1 โradiator springsโ car pun
How the heck did it take me 13 years (watched it in 2008) for me to get that (probably a double) car pun. โRadiator springsโ, cuz Car radiators. Correct me if Iโm wrong.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Car puns are exhausting
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︎ Nov 27 2019
This entire thread of car puns
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︎ Jun 26 2020
car puns
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldnโt find a manual.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Car puns are really tiring
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︎ Feb 17 2018
I was gonna make some car puns...
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︎ Feb 22 2017
It's pretty obvious, that if you run in front of a moving car, you will get tired. But if you run behind it..
..do you just get exhausted ?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?
"Damn that was a hard drive."
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︎ Apr 29 2021
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Cars ain't rocket.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Tesla just announced theyโll be including a bottle of their new cologne now with every car sold
Itโs called Elonโs Musk
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︎ Apr 21 2021
A man is wanted for stealing tires off of cop cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
Edit: spelling
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︎ May 07 2021
What do you call a square that got into a car accident?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What did Darth Vader say when his car broke down 3 miles outside of town?
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︎ May 04 2021
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car
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︎ May 12 2021
Me: the earth isnโt flat. Fiat Earther: correct. Me: huh? Fiat Earther: itโs the shape an italian car. Me: what?
Fiat Earther: you read my name wrong didnโt you?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
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︎ May 11 2021
Aquaman backed into my car multiple times yesterday
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︎ May 11 2021
Our friend Carlos got his car stolen last month.
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︎ May 07 2021
My Child asked me โwhat is a dark joke?โ I said to him โyou see that man trying to find his car?โ
My son looks at me and says, โyou know Iโm blind right?โ Me being me said โExactlyโ
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︎ May 05 2021
What happens when a frogs car breaks down?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What do you call 2 Ford cars that crashed into each other?
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︎ May 09 2021
The first mention of cars was in the New Testament.
I Acts it says they were all in one accord.
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︎ May 11 2021
Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars?
The cops are working tirelessly to catch him
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︎ May 03 2021
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
โThis takes me back.โ
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︎ Jan 03 2021
A race car driver holds rodent races,
names first rodent Danica RAT-Rick!
Fans say it was a RAT-tastrophe!
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︎ May 07 2021
If apple made a car
Would it still have windows?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Which kind of car problem is worse:
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Whit kind of car does Bilbo Baggins drive?
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Whatโs a carโs favorite meal?
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︎ May 08 2021
What car is a rancher most likely to own?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
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︎ May 08 2021
What do you call a vampire in a car?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
What do cars do at the disco?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What sound does a witches car make?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What car does Jango Fett drive?
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︎ May 08 2021
I was out by the street trying to hitchhike but every single car I stuck my thumb out for just passed me by. I began to wonder if it had something to do with the cargo shorts I was wearing.
So I went home and put on some carstop shorts, and had much better success at hitchhiking after that.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
I donโt get along with car keys...
Theyโre always trying to start something
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︎ May 03 2021
I recently bought a used Honda subcompact car.
It seemed like a good Fit.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Yesterday a man drove his car into a barn full of horses.
Heโs listed in serious but stable condition.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Just found out they make adult race car beds so I bought one.
That way I can be fast asleep.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Wanted: A man who has been stealing wheels from police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
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︎ May 03 2021
My sister bet me that I couldnโt make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What do you call a mexican who lost his car?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What do you call a rectangle that got into a car accident?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What do u call a mexican who lost his car?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Someone is stealing tires off of police cars in my area
The police are working tirelessly to arrest him.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What would call a Mexican who lost his car.
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