Cars 1 “radiator springs” car pun
How the heck did it take me 13 years (watched it in 2008) for me to get that (probably a double) car pun. “Radiator springs”, cuz Car radiators. Correct me if I’m wrong.
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I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.
Car puns are really tiring
I was gonna make some car puns...
It's pretty obvious, that if you run in front of a moving car, you will get tired. But if you run behind it..
..do you just get exhausted ?
What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?
"Damn that was a hard drive."
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
Tesla just announced they’ll be including a bottle of their new cologne now with every car sold
A man is wanted for stealing tires off of cop cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
Edit: spelling
What do you call a square that got into a car accident?
What did Darth Vader say when his car broke down 3 miles outside of town?
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car
Me: the earth isn’t flat. Fiat Earther: correct. Me: huh? Fiat Earther: it’s the shape an italian car. Me: what?
Fiat Earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
Aquaman backed into my car multiple times yesterday
Our friend Carlos got his car stolen last month.
My Child asked me “what is a dark joke?” I said to him “you see that man trying to find his car?”
My son looks at me and says, “you know I’m blind right?” Me being me said “Exactly”
What happens when a frogs car breaks down?
What do you call 2 Ford cars that crashed into each other?
The first mention of cars was in the New Testament.
I Acts it says they were all in one accord.
Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars?
The cops are working tirelessly to catch him
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
A race car driver holds rodent races,
names first rodent Danica RAT-Rick!
Fans say it was a RAT-tastrophe!
If apple made a car
Would it still have windows?
Which kind of car problem is worse:
Whit kind of car does Bilbo Baggins drive?
What’s a car’s favorite meal?
What car is a rancher most likely to own?
What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
What do you call a vampire in a car?
What do cars do at the disco?
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
What sound does a witches car make?
What car does Jango Fett drive?
I was out by the street trying to hitchhike but every single car I stuck my thumb out for just passed me by. I began to wonder if it had something to do with the cargo shorts I was wearing.
So I went home and put on some carstop shorts, and had much better success at hitchhiking after that.
I don’t get along with car keys...
They’re always trying to start something
I recently bought a used Honda subcompact car.
It seemed like a good Fit.
Yesterday a man drove his car into a barn full of horses.
He’s listed in serious but stable condition.
Just found out they make adult race car beds so I bought one.
That way I can be fast asleep.
Wanted: A man who has been stealing wheels from police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
What do you call a mexican who lost his car?
What do you call a rectangle that got into a car accident?
What do u call a mexican who lost his car?
Someone is stealing tires off of police cars in my area
The police are working tirelessly to arrest him.
What would call a Mexican who lost his car.
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