I tried to make a carpentry pun that woodwork

But nobody saw it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frindwamp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I tried to find a pun about carpentry

But nothing wood work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahdog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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I tried to come up with a pun about carpentry, but it’s harder than it sounds.

Almost nothing wood work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Im looking for a joke about carpentry.

Does anyone know one that woodwork?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thecobs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I thought of a carpentry joke.

I just wasn’t sure if it woodwork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s_tormbringr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I was going to put a joke on here about carpentry.

But i didn't think it wood work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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My friend asked me if I like carpentry

I said, I've never tried having sex with a fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roy_Batty_Nexus6
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Carpentry is hard work

That's why i get hammered after work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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My carpentry teacher didn't come to class today.

I guess morning wood was canceled.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What do you call a dog that likes carpentry?

A Boston Stairier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sprocket24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I used my carpentry skills to fix a creaky stair.

I mean, screw that noise.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I keep applying to carpentry school, and they keep rejecting me.

I don’t think they like my stool samples.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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My son can fix all your plumbing, bring your electrical up to code and handle any framing or carpentry you could imagine

His name is Jack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emeri5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I heard you did some carpentry today...

You must be so proud of yourshelf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bookwyrm39
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Why are carpentry teachers having a hard time getting students?

Because it's mostly shelf-study.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dust444
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2016
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How was Jesus able to retire from carpentry early?

Because Jesus saves...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kero_on_the_bass
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Did a presentation on beginners carpentry skills today.

Nailed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmoffitt15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
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I always carry a carpentry plane with me when I'm nervous...

Just something to take the edge off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2017
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What did Jesus do when carpentry work dried up? offhandcomics.com/jesus-d…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoist-that-rag
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2014
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carpentry tools joke

a few years ago i was doing a short carpentry course. the instructor was showing off several tools we'd be using and showed us an auger (or-ger).

'oh like shrek' i said

'no... thats an ogre' he replied (oh-ger)

'well yeah but he had a scottish accent didnt he!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theoldcrow5179
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2013
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I tried to find a joke about carpentry

But nothing wood work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I was gonna do a carpentry joke..

But I didn't know if it woodwork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/felinebarbecue
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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