I went to a blacksmithing class with a friend, and we were taught how to properly use a hammer to get the most work done.
"How's your shoulder?" "It feels okay. I think I got into the swing of things."
But as soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door
As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door.
Thought this fit here. Saw it on r/jokes from u/jimathay
Right away when we got home he made a bolt for the door.
We did, and within an hour he'd made a bolt for the door
When I got it home it made a bolt for the door
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the gate.
Got home last night and it had made a bolt for the backdoor.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the backdoor
As soon as we got him home, he made a bolt for the door
Because as soon as you take the dog home it makes a bolt for the door.
When I got him through the door he made a bolt for it.
First thing he did when I got him home was make a bolt for the door.
I only had him 3 hours and he made a bolt for the door.
As soon as a got him home he made a bolt for the door.
Kho Peshi
But as son as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
I bought a dog from a blacksmith. We were not home ten minutes and he made a bolt for the door!
He could do all swords of things
Weld-done lad, weld-done.
One of the villagers turned and asked another, "what happened?"
She told him, "he's been arrested for forgery."
...because as soon I got it home, it made a bolt for the door!
(Blacksmiths make bolts for doors)
Credit: Random Contestant on Forged in Fire
When I got in he made a bolt for the door
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Gilled labor
As soon as i was home,he made a bolt for the door.
As soon as he got it home, it made a bolt for the door
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
Within 10 minutes of getting home he'd made a bolt for the door.
It smelt funny
when there was a terrible accident. The fire in his forge had gone out of control and set fire to the shop. The blacksmith nearly lost his life. He was bedridden for many months and relied on the help of his children and grandchildren to feed him, bathe him, and take care of all of his needs. Eventually he was able to get back on his feet, though his outlook on life had turned quite grim. He was now able to take care of himself, but he had lost much of his strength and dexterity from the injuries he sustained and he was unable to practice his trade. He fell into a deep depression and he spent most of his days sitting at home in front of the fireplace gazing into the flames, longing for the days when his strong hands could grasp a hammer and strike a hot piece of iron, slowly forging it into a beautiful piece of work.
One evening when the old man was sitting in front of the fire, he heard a knock at the door. It was his granddaughter, whom he hadn't seen in many months. She had overhe
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"Yes, I once told a horse to fuck off."
The blacksmith says "put the ore on the bench, then beat it. I'll do it once I've finished up at the grindstone". The man says to the blacksmiths assistant "that was rude" and the assistant replies "what can I say, he has an axe to grind".
Irony...
HEAVY METAL!
... every time we leave the door open he makes a bolt for it.
I was at a renaissance fair a few weekends back and there was this blacksmith putting on a forging show. At the end, he took questions from people. Someone asked "What's your favorite thing to make?" Without skipping a beat, he responded with "Babies."
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
I was getting my hair cut today and told her how I started blacksmithing this summer and made my own forge.
Barber: "Oh that's really cool!"
Me: "Actually, it's really hot!"
Barber audibly groans.
Thanks for raising me right Dad!
I was at the local Renaissance Faire with some friends today and we went to see the blacksmith. They had some cool mugs and shot glasses without price tags, so my friend asked how much everything was.
Blacksmith: These mugs cost this much [yada yada yada] and these shot glasses are $18.
Me: Shouldn't they be $21?
The blacksmith groaned. I made a blacksmith groan.
AS SOON AS I GOT HIM HOME HE MADE A BOLT FOR THE DOOR
As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
as soon as I got home, it made a bolt for the door.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
I bought a dog from a blacksmith once. As soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door.
As soon as I got him home he made a Bolt for the Door.
As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door
and as soon as I got home, it made a bolt for the door
I know he used to belong to a blacksmith because as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door...
I adopted a dog from a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
