A blacksmithing dadjoke...

I went to a blacksmithing class with a friend, and we were taught how to properly use a hammer to get the most work done.

"How's your shoulder?" "It feels okay. I think I got into the swing of things."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirb87
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day

But as soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door

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I just bought a dog from the blacksmith

As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door.

Thought this fit here. Saw it on r/jokes from u/jimathay

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I bought a puppy from a blacksmith earlier

Right away when we got home he made a bolt for the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchitzPopinov719
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Never adopt a dog from a blacksmith.

We did, and within an hour he'd made a bolt for the door

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I bought a dog from my local blacksmith

When I got it home it made a bolt for the door

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Last week I bought a dog from the local blacksmith

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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I think my new dog was a blacksmith in his previous life...

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the gate.

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Been looking after the blacksmiths dog this week.

Got home last night and it had made a bolt for the backdoor.

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I adopted a dog from a Blacksmith...

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the backdoor

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I just adopted a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as we got him home, he made a bolt for the door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Why should you never buy a dog from a blacksmith???

Because as soon as you take the dog home it makes a bolt for the door.

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I bought a dog from the local blacksmith for my wife for Christmas...

When I got him through the door he made a bolt for it.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I bought a dog off a blacksmith today. As soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door.
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Bought a dog from a blacksmith yesterday, got him home and the first thing he did was make a bolt for the door
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I adopted a dog that used to belong to a blacksmith.

First thing he did when I got him home was make a bolt for the door.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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I bought a dog from a Blacksmith the other day...

I only had him 3 hours and he made a bolt for the door.

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I purchased a dog from the blacksmith today...

As soon as a got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Who was the Egyptian blacksmith's favorite actor in GoodFellas?

Kho Peshi

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day, but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I adopted a dog from a blacksmith.

But as son as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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New Dog

I bought a dog from a blacksmith. We were not home ten minutes and he made a bolt for the door!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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My grandfather was a very talented blacksmith

He could do all swords of things

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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What does a Blacksmith say to his apprentice after he fuses metal.

Weld-done lad, weld-done.

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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The villagers gathered as the guards dragged the blacksmith through the town square.

One of the villagers turned and asked another, "what happened?"

She told him, "he's been arrested for forgery."

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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I think the dog I adopted used to belong to a blacksmith,..

...because as soon I got it home, it made a bolt for the door!

(Blacksmiths make bolts for doors)

Credit: Random Contestant on Forged in Fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noyfbfoad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Bought a dog off a blacksmith yesterday

When I got in he made a bolt for the door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superrdec
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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How does a blacksmith find food?

He forges

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Oh! So you like metal? Then name 3 blacksmiths.

Meirl: Will, Jaden and willow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AviAdlakha
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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What is it called when a fish works as a blacksmith?

Gilled labor

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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I bought a dog from a blacksmiths today.

As soon as i was home,he made a bolt for the door.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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My friend bought a dog from a blacksmith

As soon as he got it home, it made a bolt for the door

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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I picked up a dog from the blacksmith the other day

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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Bought a dog from a blacksmith this morning...

Within 10 minutes of getting home he'd made a bolt for the door.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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Why did the blacksmith reject his newly forged sword?

It smelt funny

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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[x-post /r/Jokes] [OC] An old blacksmith was working in his shop...

when there was a terrible accident. The fire in his forge had gone out of control and set fire to the shop. The blacksmith nearly lost his life. He was bedridden for many months and relied on the help of his children and grandchildren to feed him, bathe him, and take care of all of his needs. Eventually he was able to get back on his feet, though his outlook on life had turned quite grim. He was now able to take care of himself, but he had lost much of his strength and dexterity from the injuries he sustained and he was unable to practice his trade. He fell into a deep depression and he spent most of his days sitting at home in front of the fireplace gazing into the flames, longing for the days when his strong hands could grasp a hammer and strike a hot piece of iron, slowly forging it into a beautiful piece of work.

One evening when the old man was sitting in front of the fire, he heard a knock at the door. It was his granddaughter, whom he hadn't seen in many months. She had overhe

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyOtherAccount_3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2016
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Why do blacksmiths always win arguments?

They make lot of good points

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Blacksmith asked, do you have any experience in horseshoeing?

"Yes, I once told a horse to fuck off."

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A man asks a blacksmith to refine some ore....

The blacksmith says "put the ore on the bench, then beat it. I'll do it once I've finished up at the grindstone". The man says to the blacksmiths assistant "that was rude" and the assistant replies "what can I say, he has an axe to grind".

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What do you call a blacksmith being killed with his own sword?

Irony...

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What are blacksmiths favorite kind of music?

HEAVY METAL!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2013
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We think our dog is a blacksmith...

... every time we leave the door open he makes a bolt for it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2013
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Vertical integration
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πŸ‘€︎ u/erdogranola
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A dad joke from a blacksmith

I was at a renaissance fair a few weekends back and there was this blacksmith putting on a forging show. At the end, he took questions from people. Someone asked "What's your favorite thing to make?" Without skipping a beat, he responded with "Babies."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunarWulfe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subrosian_Smithy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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Making Dad proud at the barber

I was getting my hair cut today and told her how I started blacksmithing this summer and made my own forge.

Barber: "Oh that's really cool!"

Me: "Actually, it's really hot!"

Barber audibly groans.

Thanks for raising me right Dad!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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At the Renaissance Faire today

I was at the local Renaissance Faire with some friends today and we went to see the blacksmith. They had some cool mugs and shot glasses without price tags, so my friend asked how much everything was.

Blacksmith: These mugs cost this much [yada yada yada] and these shot glasses are $18.

Me: Shouldn't they be $21?

The blacksmith groaned. I made a blacksmith groan.

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I ONCE GOT A DOG FROM A BLACKSMITH,

AS SOON AS I GOT HIM HOME HE MADE A BOLT FOR THE DOOR

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.

As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith today

as soon as I got home, it made a bolt for the door.

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I bought a dog from the local blacksmith

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Bought a dog from a Blacksmith...

I bought a dog from a blacksmith once. As soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door.

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I bought a Dog off a Blacksmith the other day...

As soon as I got him home he made a Bolt for the Door.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Last week I bought a dog from a blacksmith

As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door

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I bought a dog off a blacksmith today

and as soon as I got home, it made a bolt for the door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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I adopted a dog who used to belong to a blacksmith

I know he used to belong to a blacksmith because as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t_eld
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How does a blacksmith find food?

He forges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RagingCuccoSwarm
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I bought a dog off a blacksmith today for my family....

As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door...

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Dog gone it. :)

I adopted a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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