[Request] A x-mas themed pun about slag/smelting

Context: My brother made a forge this summer and mom kept the slag from his first firing. She's using it in a x-mas ornament present for him and we can't think of anything witty to write on it. If anyone can think of a good one, we'd love to hear it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xattle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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Have you ever smelt mothballs?

How did you get their tiny legs open?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurplePoogle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tracto

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I'm opening a steel mill that also sells the steel for a discount

It's called He Who Smelt it Dealt it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zatch17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Me and my dad walked into a clock repair store today smelt something funny asked my dad what that smell was.

"Smells like a waste of time"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whyhi2001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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So I've noticed my farts have smelt pretty bad after having cheese lately.

I have bad dairy-air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gooseofmusic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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I invented a contraption that I could use to refine feces from long distances...

I smelt that sh!t a mile away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?

I’m smelting!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I had a job at the iron and steel mill...

but my co-workers did not like me. They said I smelt badly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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That's mys-tit-fying though

I once met a girl who said her boobs smelt like plastic. I just couldn't digest it

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I don't understand why people pick their noses...

I was born with mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csd96
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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Daughter: 'Ugh, have you just farted?'

Me: 'I certainly hope so. I'd hate to think I smelt like that normally'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maester_Magus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Why did no one want to sit next to the chicken on the bus?

He smelt fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Did you hear about the fellow who threw away his new iron skillet?

It smelt funny...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spiritdad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Why did the blacksmith reject his newly forged sword?

It smelt funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rorasaur
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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Smell this

I asked my wife at the grocery store while holding up a frozen bag of fish.

Smells like fish she responded.

Of course! They're smelt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StressedDad127
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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Got the nod of approval from my dad

Got home and walked into the kitchen, something smelt really good. Walked over to the slow cooker and see food in there. Go and find my dad and ask "is it alright if I have some of the food from the slow cooker?" He replies "yes" and on my way out the room he shouts "its chilli by the way!" I walk back into the room with a smug grin and ask "oh, so should I warm it up?" After a second, he clicks and I get the satisfying nod.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keepoccino
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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I dropped this one on the wife after getting back from a run about an hour ago. She groaned a bit, then laughed.

So I just got back from a run, and must have eaten something earlier, because as soon as I came inside, I ripped a really loud, nasty fart. I jokingly blamed it on her, and she laughed a bit until she smelled it. As she was busy plugging her nose I lay this on her.

Me: Well you know what they say, the one that smelt it is the one that dealt it. Her: That's not funny, I know it was you, that saying doesn't make any sense right now. Me: I think it makes a lot of scents. Wah-waaah..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckYouPanda
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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Grandma dadjokes the girlfriend.

Grandma ask the girlfriend "well have you ever had to smell moth balls before?"

Girlfriend replies " Oh yeah, I've smelt them many times before, doesn't bother me"

Grandma "How in the world did you get your nose between their legs to smell 'em?!?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biblicalsin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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