Did you hear about the cow that could produce 1,000 gallons of milk every day?

She was legendairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcapz87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What kind of bees produce milk?

Boobies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrwlmsri
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...

I work with beet boxes and I wrap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anelion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What kind of bees produce milk?

boobees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What kinda bees produce milk?

.....boobies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooAvocados7098
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Why couldn't the Macaw and the Bull never produce any offspring?

It would've created a parrot-ox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastlyGod1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What did the produce manager tells his daughter who wanted to run away with her boyfriend?

You cantaloupe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempleOfBone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Which type of bee produces milk?

Boo bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no1krampus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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My young son and I were having our first discussion about drugs. He was curious about why people would do drugs in the first place, and I told him that many people do it because it produces different feelings of euphoria. He asked, "what's euphoria?" I told him that it was hard to explain...

But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wgf5823
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Which Arab country produces the most steel?

Iron

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What kind of Bees produce milk?

Boo-bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billy35365
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...

... Then Soviet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllDayRef
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What did the produce employee say to the customer as they walked in?

Lettuce wow you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wormholewanderer1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Why does my nose produce so much mucus

It snot fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/litty_kitty73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notafuddu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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My daughter and I went to the grocery store yesterday, and we were amazed by the quality of the produce. We spoke with the Department Manager and offered to buy all of their Romaine

if he'd lettuce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpalupagus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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The platypus and echidna both lay eggs and produce milk

Making them the only animals on the planet capable of whipping their own custard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My kids learned if you don't keep vermin out of your garden, you produce more rabbits than vegetables;

it's a problem called ingrown hares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minotard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call someone who makes fun of produce?

A vegetabully

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wabisabi_girl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call bees that can produce milk?

Boobeez

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ikeroner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What do you call a cow that cannot produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punderants
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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If a cow doesn’t produce milk, it’s both an udder failure, and a milk dud.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superflyguy87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What insects produce milk?

Boo Bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.

They just suspended animation.

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What kind of bees produce milk ?

Boo bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ass_Shack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What kind of Bees produce milk instead of honey?

Boobies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murlockerLOL
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Where did they used to mass produce scents and smells?

At the olfactory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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what type of bees produce milk?

boo-bees :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hxshmii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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My mom started a factory that produces chewing gum flavoring. She got rich.

She made a mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Bananas produce enough radiation to set off sensitive geiger counters.

That would mean a banana tree is a nuclear plant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFailureKing
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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I licked some poison that instantly produces amnesia.

Can't remember its name, but it just was on the tip of my tongue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuneFox
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Maintenance needed in Produce
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πŸ‘€︎ u/S4mm96
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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What do you call a bee that produces milk

A boo-bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getrekdnoob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What do you call a building that produces items that are ok, but not really anything special?

A Satis-factory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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My friend showed me his plans to produce a machine that makes pennies. At first, his concept didn't plausible...

Now it all makes cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Studies show cows produce more Milk when the Farmer talks to them.

It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSaiyanBen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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I once saw a cow that could produce no milk.

It was udderly useless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jumpinjahosafats
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Since flowers produce aroma, and flowers are typically associated with love, couldn't flowers be considered aromantic item?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fluffy627
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?

Cow-workers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zainchupacabra
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Eastern Europe produces a lot of techno, but it's primarily consumed by just one region:

Moravia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OratioFidelis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I was telling my son about how a cow produces milk...

He asked me "Dad, if it doesn't produce anymore, is it an udder faliure?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nascarfan624
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I think Nintendo produces their joy-cons on Tokyo

Because they drift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swanton141
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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You know how it costs more to produce pennies than they are worth?

It really puts into perspective that old adage β€œyou have to spend money to make money”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LacAncilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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What do you call a cow that doesnt produce milk?

A milk dud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aderhold22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...

I work with beet boxes and I wrap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anelion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

An Udder Failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBreadSkeleton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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If a cow doesn’t produce milk:

Is it a milk dud or an udder failure?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElCapoDeSoldati
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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What bees produce milk?

Boobees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redfaller2003
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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