If Al Gore really invented the internet, did he develop his own Al-Gore-rithms? :')
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πŸ‘€︎ u/terrarion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?

... Russian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aarondamaster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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When the first company develops the Coronavirus vaccine we should all proclaim: "Covidatulations"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBossSnake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What’s the hard stuff that develops on cows’ teeth?

Steak tartar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PercivalFailed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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When did the dentist develop tooth pain?

Tooth-hurty! (2:30)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wongonsomanylvls
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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How did they develop the covid vaccine so quickly?

They were russian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_lmaoxd_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It's effectiveness is renowned while it's side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.

Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramzert
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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See what develops
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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It takes time to develop a web browser

Chrome wasn't built in a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why does it take so long for a dad joke to develop?

You have to wait until it's full groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/docbaily
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Native Australians were the first to develop the six pack muscle in their belly.

Ab originals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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No matter how attractive you may find him/her, never ask a photographer to step into a dark room and see what develops.

The answer is almost always in the negative. (Yes, it's a bad pun--enough to make you shutter.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0untdown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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If you see a pretty woman and your hands start to shake, you become weak in the knees, and you develop a warm feeling in your chest...

Go to bed. You've got the flu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Someone should develop a power measuring app called as

Watts-App.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I'm beginning to develop a fear of german sausages

I think it's for the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Memevape420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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It’s quite common for German Shepards to develop hip issuesβ€”much to their dysplasia.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsblues
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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This one didn't take long to develop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirpeech
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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Can you guys help me develop a list of puns with the name "impossible burger?"

So at work recently theres this vegan burger called the impossible burger. when we pack them up we have to label the number of burgers and the name of them. Typically I wouldn't mess with that stuff since it might throw off the person restocking but the containers they put it all in makes it all quite apparent which ones are which burger. Anywho I began making puns on the labels starting with "kim-possible burger" and I wanted to see what you all could come up with. (I also did the small pee-pee burger but that wasn't really a pun). Anyways plz comment what you can think of that would be a pretty cool pun for the list and I will compile it all together. Thanks and regards, Thomas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zhaoneng
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.

Because that would be over dos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Did you hear about the first Australian to ever develop a six pack?

He was an Ab-original.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terpingtime155
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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I’m trying to develop a fitness routine for pet insects.

I’m working out the bugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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How do pirates develop character?

Story arrrrr-cs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMiNd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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TIL that NASA had to develop a new way to tie the laces on the boots of the space suit

It's called an Astro knot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfrednugent
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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Why did the French cheese-lovers develop class consciousness?

They realised there was one RoulΓ© for the rich and another RoulΓ© for the rest of society.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intercroissant
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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How did the loaf of bread develop Down Syndrome

He had an extra crumb-osome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/automaticpotato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2015
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Time to get a new pair of pants once they develop an opinion.

Sorry, I mean an ass hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NinjaEnt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2013
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