Why did Einstein develop a theory about space?
It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys. Girls develop boobies around the age of thirteen...
...and boys develop them around the age of forty…
If Al Gore really invented the internet, did he develop his own Al-Gore-rithms? :')
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
When the first company develops the Coronavirus vaccine we should all proclaim: "Covidatulations"
What’s the hard stuff that develops on cows’ teeth?
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
How did they develop the covid vaccine so quickly?
Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It's effectiveness is renowned while it's side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.
Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis
It takes time to develop a web browser
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
Native Australians were the first to develop the six pack muscle in their belly.
Why does it take so long for a dad joke to develop?
You have to wait until it's full groan.
No matter how attractive you may find him/her, never ask a photographer to step into a dark room and see what develops.
The answer is almost always in the negative. (Yes, it's a bad pun--enough to make you shutter.)
If you see a pretty woman and your hands start to shake, you become weak in the knees, and you develop a warm feeling in your chest...
Go to bed. You've got the flu.
Someone should develop a power measuring app called as
I'm beginning to develop a fear of german sausages
I think it's for the wurst
It’s quite common for German Shepards to develop hip issues—much to their dysplasia.
This one didn't take long to develop
Can you guys help me develop a list of puns with the name "impossible burger?"
So at work recently theres this vegan burger called the impossible burger. when we pack them up we have to label the number of burgers and the name of them. Typically I wouldn't mess with that stuff since it might throw off the person restocking but the containers they put it all in makes it all quite apparent which ones are which burger. Anywho I began making puns on the labels starting with "kim-possible burger" and I wanted to see what you all could come up with. (I also did the small pee-pee burger but that wasn't really a pun). Anyways plz comment what you can think of that would be a pretty cool pun for the list and I will compile it all together. Thanks and regards,
Did you hear about the first Australian to ever develop a six pack?
I’m trying to develop a fitness routine for pet insects.
I’m working out the bugs.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
How do pirates develop character?
TIL that NASA had to develop a new way to tie the laces on the boots of the space suit
It's called an Astro knot
Why did the French cheese-lovers develop class consciousness?
They realised there was one Roulé for the rich and another Roulé for the rest of society.
How did the loaf of bread develop Down Syndrome
He had an extra crumb-osome
Time to get a new pair of pants once they develop an opinion.
Sorry, I mean an ass hole.