My buddy once asked me what it's like to work as a high rise window washer...
I said it has its ups and downs.
What is the area of a circular piece of dough, where the slice length is "z" and the rise is "A"
Edit: Volume not area
I told my boss I need a pay rise and that 3 other companies were after me...
He said 'which ones?'
I said ' Gas, electric and water'
They say firefighters deserve a pay rise
But apparently a pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor
If monkeys start stealing clothes from everyone it'll be the Rise of the planet of the Dr'apes'
Who rises during Yeaster?
Do you know why it took Jesus 3 days to rise from his grave?
It would’ve been the next day, but he had Post Martyr-dom depression.
How did Sith Lords rise to the top?
"Did you hear about the new zombie game that all they do is watch dough rise?"
"It's called Bread Rising."
I was going to wake up early to watch the sun rise.
But then it dawned on me that I should sleep in.
Iron Deficiency gang rise up!
Say “Rise up lights” out loud.
Congratulations, you can now say razor blades in Australian.
The next generation rises....
The r/punpatrol has gone too far! We need to rise up!
I was watching the sun rise, when it dawned on me
It's safe to assume that, once someone rises to the rank of Colonel, they will continue to be promoted.
Though I guess that's just a generalization.
Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist...
How did Jesus rise from the dead?
I'm a couple days late on this one but he took his time too
bread and the sun are similar - both rise in the yeast
Every day I forget which direction the sun rises...
I always have trouble living in high rise buildings with many neighbors.
I might I might have an apartment complex.
I have to rise up if I want to beat them.
My buddy said, "All Rise!"
And, so I told him, "That's not how you bake bread, tho.."
As I sat there on that dark, winter morning, I couldn’t remember when the sun would finally rise....
But then it dawned on me.
When somebody makes your blood pressure rise
What do bowling alley staff do when they want a pay rise?
Amsterdam will be one of the first major cities to be wiped out by sea level rise due to climate change
I guess it will be Amsterdamned.
That's quite ironic, isn't it supposed to serve as a dam?
Why did the balloon prices rise?
Also serious economic issues in the United States which will hopefully be addressed soon.
I was trying to figure out what time the sun would rise this morning.
I swear they're trying to get a rise out of me.
Why didn't the bread rise in the great state of Maine.
What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
What do you call a bird which rises from the ashes but is unable to fly?
Why should you never grow corn on a rise?
Then the hills have ears.
When bread rises....
....is that called a yeast inflection?
"Crime always rises when it's hot out..."
"...probably because it's so muggy."
dad said this at Rise of the Apes last night
During the charge scene he leans in and says
"Talk about guerrilla warfare"
Just finished watching the dark knight rises
So we finished watching the dark knight rises and my friend says
"cat woman was pretty selfish in that movie, at least she came back to help in the end" and my other friend replied "She really Bale'd out of of that movie about Hathaway through"
Got to admit I thought it was pretty damn clever