Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it...

I probably should have told her about the new electric fence..

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I don't think the surge protector on my toaster is working...

Whilst I was making crumpets it told me to wake up, asked why I don't put on a little makeup, why did I leave the keys upon the table..

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👤︎ u/Murrian
📅︎ Feb 05
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So Poland's dealing with a surge in the number of the novel coronavirus cases. Can we say that the Winged HusSARS arrived?
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There will probably be a surge in weight lifting related injuries since all the gyms have closed.

Everyone will try to pick up where they left off.

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👤︎ u/MrMatt88
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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People think that Irma's storm surge of 10-15 feet is unfathomable.

They're wrong. It's between 1 and 2/3 fathom and 2 and 1/2 fathoms.

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What did the power surge say when it entered the circuit board?

Resistance is futile.

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📅︎ Feb 06 2018
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night....

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea

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There was a whole wave of people quitting smoking when a government body put out a warning on cigarettes.

It was a surge in general.

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👤︎ u/jojj351
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