A wet Pomeranian.
I hope it is a big cellar.
Yeah, they say it’s Dublin.
I'm a bran ambassador.
and calling it Tailor Swift
His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.
I call it:
Look at it through a magnifying glass.
We call this high coo.
They want to decrease the gender pray gap
Parents don't tell their kids to straighten up anymore.
I was petrified.
I mean... it's conceivable.
The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.
But I found the grocery story to be Bounty full.
That's too many babies.
When asked if there was any prevention, scientists stated you can either spit or get off the pot.
So mind your pees in queues.
Some days, I just don’t carrot all
They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
...I just couldn't bring myself to watch the next one. I just had this vague sense that something bad was going to happen.
A lot of pilots are working from home too!
Hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.
Apparently the Arrrr rate has increased dramatically.
They said it would make business plunge.
It’s getting old
He said it lowers his maskulinity.
2 was enjoying a special position in the sequence of numbers. It was the only even prime number. All the other even numbers existed only because 2 existed. Heck, even computers ran on base-2.
As a result, 2 looked down upon all the other numbers, but no one could do anything about it.
3 and 5 conspired against 2 and decided they needed to do something so that it lost its powers. They kidnapped 2, and through magic divided 2’s powers equally among themselves. 2 ceased to exist. 3 and 5 both increased by 1.
Looking at 2’s dead body, they said, “Now we are even.”
In 1,000 years, snails will evolve into being an advanced civilization. They will develop their own advanced technologies. In an effort to increase their mobility, they will equip their shells to be modular vehicles called Snail Cars, S-Car for short. Since snails do not have upper extremities, controlling the cars will be voice activated. The initiation command would be, "S-Car, GO!" 😂🤣
Be on the lookout for hot singles in your area.
Job Interviewer: "At the start you'll be earning $17,000; later that will increase to $21,000"
Me: "Ok, I'll come back later."
What kind of math do birds use?
What kind of math does a farmer use?
What kind of math should you avoid if you have carpal tunnel?
Which mathematical process would you use to find the total amount of chinaware you have?
Which mathematical process would be most commonly found in a 1950's style diner?
If one runner on team injured her leg, how would you find out how many can still run?
But I think it was net gain
It'll lead to an increase in the Dettol.
The mean increases.
Because it's volume increases
Scientists hypothesize this is because they're always surrounded by scales.
A heat-seeking hittle
The higher they are, the more spaced out they become.
There's an increase in enslaved 1's and 0's
thanks to u/Dietcokeisgod for helping