Growth opportunities
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πŸ“…︎ May 18
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Petco has a new Covid vaccine for animals & humans. In tests, some people have reported excessive hair growth on their hands. I'm going to get it anyway...

but it does give me paws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...

It's Dublin every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erubadhron89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth

It’s Dublin every day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecuinir
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I've noticed that my son gets angry whenever he's having a growth spurt.

He has thyroid rage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Before I got my growth spurt, my friends loved my dad jokes

But now they groan up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Max-Volume
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Microbial Growth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWorldEditor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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When you have to choose between between going out with your ex again or have a growth on your forehead, what is that choice called?

An ex-or-cyst?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheThurmanator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Did you hear about the subreddit about exponential growth?

The number of subscribers are growing every day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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A man is having pains so he goes to the doctor to get checked out. The doctor does some tests and comes back telling the man that he has a bacterial growth in his bladder causing pain. The man asks what's they means for him. The doctor replies...

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supergamer422
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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My brother can't stop talking about a growth that he's developed on his six-pack.

I think he's ab cyst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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What do you call a growth on a drug dealer?

A pharma-cyst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerAndJameson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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A resident in my building said: "The mulch around those trees should help retard weed growth."

My reply was "I'm sure Weed Growth's parents would prefer to refer to them as developmentally delayed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunfistkid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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I'm going to start keeping a track of my fingernail growth

I'm calling it my nail file

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacific_rim_job
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2016
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