Petco has a new Covid vaccine for animals & humans. In tests, some people have reported excessive hair growth on their hands. I'm going to get it anyway...
but it does give me paws.
Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
It's Dublin every day!
I've noticed that my son gets angry whenever he's having a growth spurt.
He has thyroid rage.
Before I got my growth spurt, my friends loved my dad jokes
But now they groan up.
Microbial Growth.
When you have to choose between between going out with your ex again or have a growth on your forehead, what is that choice called?
An ex-or-cyst?
Did you hear about the subreddit about exponential growth?
The number of subscribers are growing every day.
A man is having pains so he goes to the doctor to get checked out. The doctor does some tests and comes back telling the man that he has a bacterial growth in his bladder causing pain. The man asks what's they means for him. The doctor replies...
Urine trouble
My brother can't stop talking about a growth that he's developed on his six-pack.
I think he's ab cyst.
What do you call a growth on a drug dealer?
A pharma-cyst
A resident in my building said: "The mulch around those trees should help retard weed growth."
My reply was "I'm sure Weed Growth's parents would prefer to refer to them as developmentally delayed."
I'm going to start keeping a track of my fingernail growth
I'm calling it my nail file
