Vegetable puns are great!
This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
I have a really good vegetable pun
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny
I'm looking for some vegetable puns
if you think of any lettuce know
Bad vegetable puns don’t produce laughter.
It’s a rotten experience.
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
What's a metalheads favorite vegetable?
We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
She said, "Not neccecelery."
I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable
One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!
What’s Dr Dre’s favourite vegetable?
What do you call a vegetable that makes money?
What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?
What is the highest ranking vegetable?
Corn, it's made up entirely of colonels.
What kind of vegetable refuses to talk to you?
Which part of the vegetable shouldn’t you eat?
All my vegetables got stolen and the cops finally showed up.
My coworker brought some vegetables to snack on during work, and he didn’t offer me any
It’s like he didn’t even carrot all
Obi-Wan didn't want to eat his vegetables
So, Qui-Gonn had to force him...
How does a vegetable win a fight ?
What vegetable lives in your heart?
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
Mom said she'd throw her son from a cliff if he didn't eat his vegetables ...
My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry
So I threw a pumpkin at her
What did the vegetables say before they started praying?
After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.
I've got a ton of sick beets.
Why did the vegetable never meet his father?
Because he had a dead beet dad.
A vegetable that smells like rotten automobiles
What is Nigel Farage's least favourite type of vegetable?
The cannibal said to his mother, "I don't like my vegetables."
Mother says, "well, just eat your wife."
BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.
They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
What kind of vegetable would star in Home Alone?
Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.
I wanted to become a fun guy.
Came home from the store with off-brand vegetable oil
wife threw it directly in the trash to teach me a wesson
The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so he’d have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.
Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now
Do you know why Bruce Lee never liked vegetables
He was always bullied by his cousin broccolee
My friend asked if I knew about growing root vegetables.
I told him I just know of a neighbor who grows them. I haven’t dug deeper.
What do you call a table made out of vegetables?
What do you call pasta made from vegetables?
What’s a sleepy mans favourite vegetable?
The vegetable shop had to close
The vegetable shop had to close down.
Why?
IT WAS FULL OF LEEKS
What did the vegetable priest say to the congregation?
What do you call a vegetable that is almost amazing?
Which vegetable is only slightly awesome?
If your book is made of root vegetables...
You’re doing a taro reading!
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
What is Dr. Dre’s favorite vegetable?
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