I've suspected my Wife of adding extra soil to our garden, so I confronted her about it, but she just shrugged it off..
I went to the hardware store with a friend and the store had pallets of soil, seed, and fertilizer out front. We both stopped and looked at one of the pallets stacked high with bags of dried steer manure. The sign said, "Strict limit 2 per customer."
My friend looked at me and said, "I guess there's only so much shit you can take."
True story.
Wife amazed that the price of the soil for her garden was 4.95/50lb bag
I told her thats dirt cheap
It just happened. I'm evolving
I was assaulted with a bag of soil
But I can't go to the cops cause they got dirt on me.
Been noticing weird things with my neighbor lately. No idea why he shovels soil from his side, into mine.
So a man walked up to me and placed some soil, plant seeds and fertilizer on my head.
It was annoying at first, but I think it grew on me!
NASA’s new rover, Insight, is supposed to tell us about Mars’ soil composition and about what’s underneath the surface of Mars..
So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT
I went to the library to get a book about soil
but they only have one copy, and it was already out on loam
My girlfriend didn't want me to carry in a heavy bag of soil while it was snowing.
"You'll slip and fall." She said.
I replied "Don't worry, the soil will keep me planted."
I installed a secuity camera to keep an eye out and as I suspected, someone had been adding soil to my garden.
10 bags of soil for $15! That's dirt cheap!
I was writing a story when I noticed that someone had added soil to my garden
“And so the plot thickens...”
I grabbed a treebranch and threw it in the air.When it landed it lodged itself into the soil perpendicular to the ground.
I knew it would stick the landing.
Bought my mother in law some potting soil at Walmart.
She asked how much it was. I said "Don't worry, it was dirt cheap."
I work in a bar. Today a lady looked at our wine list, bad-mouthed the soil the grapes grew in, and tried to get us to discount her bill.
I said, "You pay full price, ma'am. We don't negotiate with terroirists."
How can a DJ combat soil acidification?
Saw my wife adjusting the top soil while gardening.
Me: This looks like a great detective novel.
Her: What?
You: You know. The plot thickens.
What do you call it when a tree betrays its own soil?
Found a great deal on potting soil for my garden
Store had it selling for dirt-cheap!
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden
Someone has been sneaking into my garden and adding top soil...
As I suspected someone’s been adding soil to my garden
For years I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden. When I asked her about it, she just shrugged.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected, someone's been adding soil in my yard
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
It’s just as I suspected, someone’s been adding soil to my garden
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected someone's been adding soil to my garden....
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden...
I just found out someone has been adding soil to my garden.....
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