A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabbitHODL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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The Oxygen Network has hired Sir Patrick Stewart to design their logo.

They want him to make its O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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Did you hear that oxygen and potassium met with an accidental yesterday?

Don't worry, they're OK now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igi23295
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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This achievement in Oxygen Not Included
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukub5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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When oxygen and magnesium went on a date , I said

"OMG"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoreceptic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

it went OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnnx3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Me: Yo bro, can you tell me the chemical symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Friend: NaBrO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjaminear3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I didn't know oxygen and potassium were explosive when combined together!!!

OK boomer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Have you heard about new Oxygen mints?

They’re a breath of fresh air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditemptionTY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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I'm addicted to oxygen.

I tried to stop, but within a minute I was feeling blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oscarjt10
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Oxygen Potassium, Nickel Cerium.

https://preview.redd.it/qi5e052oo0031.png?width=795&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7868549104490e4c7506a259f752230ed9f6093

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoryFish23
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What happens when you cut the oxygen supply to the king

There will be no air to the throne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salzak96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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I had a date with Oxygen the other night. To get ready, she used an

Air conditioner

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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What did the elements of the periodic table say when they heard that Oxygen and Potassium were going on a date?

OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enhanced_35
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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"My Dad's dying wish was to have his family around him, I cant help but think he'd of been better off with more oxygen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angry_Daniel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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If we breathe oxygen during the day what do we breathe at night

Nightrogen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swag-master9000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I have a joke about oxygen and potassium.

It’s OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynickname86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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How does a chemist laugh? Helium helium helium oxygen magnesium.

HeHeHe OMg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhpXp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating,

I was like OMg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dellquaydory
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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Whenever someone asks me how im doing i answer β€œI’m oxygen potassium”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/illegalmin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium got together?

OMg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Did you hear? Oxygen and Magnesium are going out!

I was like "OMg!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexc1000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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What do you call hydrogen with more than 2 oxygen atoms

H2hoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tofarfi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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My son dressed up as Satan and started combining oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane.

He's got a real Devil-make-air attitude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Yesterday I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out

I was like OMg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasonBran
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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What do you call an idiot on an oxygen supply?

An oxymoron

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sin3point14
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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What do you call it when Sherlock Holmes is the servant of Oxygen and Boron?

OB-servant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chalaheadchala1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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I was going to make a joke about oxygen...

But I aired on the side of caution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adidas705
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Did you guys hear about the new Oxygen-Potassium based poison?

Scientists were really worried about it at first, but then realized it was O K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnyxSwangin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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Did you hear oxygen and magnesium are dating?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButtStuffLetsDoIt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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Oxygen went on a date with potassium

It was OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Etrail123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/novaengr22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Did you hear that Oxygen and Potassium went on a date?

It went OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Sheev
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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