My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
Blood and Organ related puns please
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
Dialysis is a blood bath.
A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."
Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?
It was a real stroke of genius
Know what the female equivalent of blood brothers are?
Why is the doctor at the blood bank picky about her dates?
It would’ve been really dark if, when Snape was dying, Harry had said “now you’re really the half-blood prince”.
Because he only had half his blood left
What does the doctor say when he misjudged my blood type?
Would you like to hear a bad joke about blood?
*dad joke
Sorry. It was a Type O
What is the most common misspelled blood group ?
What's the most common blood type in Canada?
Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
At least he told us to be positive.
What did the horse get on his blood test
What did my doctor tell me after checking my blood test for spelling errors?
He told me it was Typo Negative
*Sad Red Blood Cell Noises*
The doctor just told me I only have the most common blood type, so I told him
Had to have blood taken today. Staff tried to put needle in but didn't go into the blood vessel.
So since it didn't go in the vein, it was in vain
Nurse: A patient named Stephen has come into the hospital with acidosis (meaning their blood has become too acidic)
Doctor: Stephen with a "ph"?
Nurse: Yes, a low one.
I took a blood test today
It was easy. I got A+, and I didn't even have to study!
What type of blood do people from Taiwan have?
My doctor forgot to document my blood type.
What's a journalists least favourite blood type?
I had this blood test last week and didn't study
Good thing I managed to get a B+
Don't you just hate it when it's 212 degrees outside? It really just makes my blood boil.
Did you know you can hear blood flowing close to the skin?
You just have to listen varicosely.
Blood...
My daughter was in and out of the hospital a lot when she was a kid. One day she came home, and she asked me if I knew what the doctors used to draw blood. I said a needle. She said no a red crayon!
You know what really makes my blood boil?
Son:What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?
Dad:Their effort goes in vein.
What do you call a barbecued, blood-sucking insect?
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type
As he died he kept on insisting for us to “be positive”, but it’s hard without him.
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood
Turns out it was a Type-O
A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type O.”
My grandfather died because the report said he had type A blood
Unfortunately it was a Type-O
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says, “I think I might be type o.”
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says “I think I’m a Type-O.”
🐇🩸💁♀️
A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive
The rabbit says “I’m pretty sure I’m a type-o”
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O."
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