Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?

Its pasteurized before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckyClassicTho
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What’s the fastest liquid in the world?

Milk, it’s pasteurized before you can even see it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TongueBandit69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Hear about that superhero knock-off group that keeps ordering drinks but pour out all the liquid?

Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KalNymeri
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

It's pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I drank out all the liquid out of my slushy

Now it is dry ice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solya75
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Work pun regarding a dewar (large metal tank used for liquid nitrogen)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timmy12er
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. Its pasteurized before you can see it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flameboy42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset.

Frankly, it's not her bismuth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...

I like to feel Joy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Did you know that cats are liquid?

Of course, you measure them in litters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexepul
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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The decision for a liquid to fill the shape of whatever container they are in is...

InVOLUMEtary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minzato
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth;

It's pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100Β° temperature...

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/--Giraffe--
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Every time I wash the dishes at night after dinner, I use a whole bottle of dishwashing liquid.

Another day, another Dawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I don’t like liquid desserts, but I don’t know why

Something about them is just off-pudding

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...

It'd make cents off so many levels.

/edit:rephrased punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk.

It's pasteurised before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Many people believe liquid soap is more hygienic than soap bars.

Don't listen to them, it is only a slippery soap argument.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yoohao
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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I made the mistake of drinking the liquid from a scientist’s test tube.

It was a vial substance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I've started to work on a theory on what liquids become when you cool them

My colleagues say it lacks evidence, but I think it's solid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codentaco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Are you draining the liquid out of your yogurt?

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agoodleaf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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My Asian friend owns a business where he twists and binds white t-shirts then soaks them in colored liquid...

I even have one of her Thai dye t-shirts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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What’s the fastest liquid?

Milk- it’s pasteurized before you see it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaidendeck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Sink was clogged so I bought off-brand Liquid Plumber. Boy was that money down the drain.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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It was hard for scientists to create a liquid for contacts

But they came up with a solution

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4ork_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...

I was like, "No whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Which chemical liquid would destroy bacteria in a rap battle?

Dissingfectant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suss-it-out
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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If you’re switching from liquid to bar soap, be careful...

It’s a slippery soap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runningwaterss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an orange liquid last night...

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Do you know what the fastest liquid is?

Milk because by the time you see it it's already pasteurised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeagueOfLaziness
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Today, I found out that milk is the fastest liquid

It's pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beerpizzamusic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What do you call an oily topical liquid for dry pig's skin?

oinkment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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What liquid is considered the fastest in the world?

Milk, because it can be pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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I was upset my girlfriend didn’t get the joke about solid, liquid, and gas?

I told her it was a big deal. She asked why it matters?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What did the gas say to the liquid?

What’s the matter with solid?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davenport23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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What's the fastest liquid in the world?

Milk

It's pasteurized before you see it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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Why is it that panhandlers are only allowed to eat liquid meals?

Because beggars can’t be chewsers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilsguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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I would say a joke about liquids

But it's a pretty solid joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manstar-and_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Clubbers in Barnsley are using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstacy directly into their mouths.

A dangerous process known as 'E by Gum'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I dumped the liquid off my yogurt. Now it wheys less
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dulse_eater
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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"Hey Garth, do you know that separating milk solids can yield a nutritious protein liquid?" "No way!"

"Whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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What's the fastest liquid on Earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What is the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk! It’s pasteurized before you even see it!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

It’s pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepattato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

It’s pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

It’s pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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What is the fastest liquid on earth???

Milk, because it's pasteurized before you see it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drake_Pancake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2015
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Milk is the fastest liquid on earth

It's pasteurized before you even see it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datboifritz113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What is the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk....because its pasteurized before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathblade66
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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