Did you know that cats are liquid?

Of course, you measure them in litters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexepul
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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The decision for a liquid to fill the shape of whatever container they are in is...

InVOLUMEtary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minzato
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. Its pasteurized before you can see it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flameboy42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Every time I wash the dishes at night after dinner, I use a whole bottle of dishwashing liquid.

Another day, another Dawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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I don’t like liquid desserts, but I don’t know why

Something about them is just off-pudding

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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Many people believe liquid soap is more hygienic than soap bars.

Don't listen to them, it is only a slippery soap argument.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yoohao
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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What do you call a liquid kangaroo?

Marsoupial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JunBunKim
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth;

It's pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Are you draining the liquid out of your yogurt?

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agoodleaf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk.

It's pasteurised before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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My Asian friend owns a business where he twists and binds white t-shirts then soaks them in colored liquid...

I even have one of her Thai dye t-shirts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

It’s pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepattato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100Β° temperature...

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/--Giraffe--
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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I've started to work on a theory on what liquids become when you cool them

My colleagues say it lacks evidence, but I think it's solid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codentaco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I made the mistake of drinking the liquid from a scientist’s test tube.

It was a vial substance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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It was hard for scientists to create a liquid for contacts

But they came up with a solution

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4ork_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Sink was clogged so I bought off-brand Liquid Plumber. Boy was that money down the drain.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Which chemical liquid would destroy bacteria in a rap battle?

Dissingfectant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suss-it-out
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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What’s the fastest liquid?

Milk- it’s pasteurized before you see it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaidendeck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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If you’re switching from liquid to bar soap, be careful...

It’s a slippery soap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runningwaterss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an orange liquid last night...

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...

I was like, "No whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Today, I found out that milk is the fastest liquid

It's pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beerpizzamusic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What do you call an oily topical liquid for dry pig's skin?

oinkment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I was upset my girlfriend didn’t get the joke about solid, liquid, and gas?

I told her it was a big deal. She asked why it matters?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What did the gas say to the liquid?

What’s the matter with solid?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davenport23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Do you know what the fastest liquid is?

Milk because by the time you see it it's already pasteurised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeagueOfLaziness
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Why is it that panhandlers are only allowed to eat liquid meals?

Because beggars can’t be chewsers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilsguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Clubbers in Barnsley are using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstacy directly into their mouths.

A dangerous process known as 'E by Gum'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What liquid is considered the fastest in the world?

Milk, because it can be pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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I would say a joke about liquids

But it's a pretty solid joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manstar-and_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Did you hear about that guy who took t-shirts and twisted them up and tied them with rubber bands, then dipped them into buckets filled with different colored liquids?

He dyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crapstossaway
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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What's the fastest liquid in the world?

Milk

It's pasteurized before you see it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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I bought some clear, liquid hand-soap today.

Got home and realized that I can't use it. My hands are solid, and opaque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FYF69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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"Hey Garth, do you know that separating milk solids can yield a nutritious protein liquid?" "No way!"

"Whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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I dumped the liquid off my yogurt. Now it wheys less
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dulse_eater
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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My liquid food is better than your liquid food.

I've got a souperiority complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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I dropped a gallon jug of liquid laundry detergent and it exploded as it hit the pavement

I said β€œthat’s the end of an Era.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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My wife just told me that you can strain curdled milk, then use the resulting liquid as a food additive! I was like, "no way!"

She said, "whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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What's the fastest liquid in the world?

Milk because before you know it, it's pasturize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turtleforeskin88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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Why does the TSA want your liquids in one clear plastic bag?

It's pretty plane to see why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevincredible22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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β€ͺIn addition to themselves, some monarchs also refer to their liquid waste using plural pronouns.

It is, after all, the royal wee.‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElLordHighBueno
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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We're currently investigating a roll of paper towels for murder of a mysterious red liquid.

I guess we should put a BOUNTY on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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I spent an hour placing containers of liquid next to each other perfectly

I wanted flawless jugstaposition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryotaiku
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2016
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Why do we say people who have money are liquid

when we could call them casheous instead?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHBosis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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My dad drank a whole bottle of Wite-Out last night, thinking it was liquid viagra.

Apparently he woke up this morning with a massive correction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitsua
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2014
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Everytime I'm leaving the house before dinner and we have soup or mashed potatoes or something liquid...

"Make sure to put some in your pocket for later!!"

So lame and it happens EVERY TIME.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamsterwheel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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What's the fastest liquid on Earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What is the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk! It’s pasteurized before you even see it!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

It’s pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

It’s pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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What is the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk....because its pasteurized before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathblade66
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Milk is the fastest liquid on earth

It's pasteurized before you even see it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datboifritz113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What is the fastest liquid on earth???

Milk, because it's pasteurized before you see it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drake_Pancake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2015
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