I once fell into a vat of molten iron

I guess you could say I was into metal before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidTeas
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What do you call two very small molten pieces of glass?

Microsoft Windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BronzeMilk08
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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[REQUEST] Punny reply for "It was so hot yesterday that i was almost in MOLten state'

I know my friend sent me this bad pun. please suggest a good reply.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScorpionBlues
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Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of molten glass?

He made a real spectacle of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuyTheTerrible
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2013
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What does a chemist say when he spills boiling gold all over himself?

Au

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did.

Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhotosNMotion41
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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One person died during the manufacturing of the world's largest lenses.

He fell into the vat of molten optical glass and made a spectacle of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohrules
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Help on a pun!

High school chemistry project.

Need a good pun on the word "mole"

Examples: marsh-mole-ow, mole-ionaire, guaca-mole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoweravay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2015
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People say lava is just rock.

I think it's molten that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drkaczur
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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A reporter nearly erupts.

So a news anchor is interviewing the avatar of a hawaiian volcano, a man made of molten rock. The interview goes well, but the volcano god cant' seem to stop staring at the reporter's chest with his eyes of burning, liquid stone. She plays it cool, but waits for the interview to be over to call the spirit on his rude actions. He looks her in the eyes, then points to her exposed microphone, clipped to her lapelle. "What do you call that," he asks.

It's a Lavalier mic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/necrotechnical
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2014
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I dad-joked in /r/bitchimabus

> johnmal85

> Is there a subreddit with pictures of stuff in lava or hardened like this?

> > memorizemee

>> I'd try r/lava, but its pretty much dead.

> > > confluencer

> > > So are you telling me that /r/lava has cooled down?

> > > > memorizemee

> > > > God damn it...

Sauce: http://np.reddit.com/r/bitchimabus/comments/2ctipf/bitch_i_have_been_consumed_by_molten_rock/cjiwrjy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confluencer
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