A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3.
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
Magician: Hello, I can make everything disappear
Tom: Make my tea disappear
Magician: Okay I will
Om: You‘re not a good magician, my tea‘s still here.
How do you make one disappear?
For my next trick I will disappear,
Fuck you pear you taste like shit.
Magician: I can make anything disappear
Tom: *holding mug*
Do it to my tea
Magician: *waves hand*
Done
om: *holding cup*
It didn’t work...
A magician stood in front of a crowd and claimed that he could disappear. He counted, “Uno..dos..” and was suddenly gone.
He disappeared without a tres.
When you are thinking of an amazing idea and it suddenly disappears, it should be called an epoofany
What happens when your mother disappears without a trace?
How do you make an elephant disappear?
You put it in a your wife’s purse
A wheat farmer has a headache and all his crops disappear
Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...
Stare at this picture and watch me make this knot disappear.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
I do a magic show where I make marijuana and cocaine disappear
It's all just a bunch of smoke and mirrors
Did you hear about the guy who died at the same instant a magician made a woman disappear?
Second hand smoke and mirrors kills.
A balding magician had an act where he'd put a rabbit on his head and make it disappear...
The hare vanished into thin hair.
My ex texted me saying “u should just disappear”
She did not nderstand my response
My dad told me this: A Spanish magician went up on stage he said to the crowd I am gonna disappear on the count of 3, Uno, Dos then he disappeared without a trace
Why did the pen disappear?
I just did a magic trick where I made a stick of butter disappear. It wasn’t very good...
But it was butter then nothing.
Despite the fact that Johnny Depp really disappears into his characters, I never seem to have any trouble recognizing him in a movie.
I guess I just have good Depp perception.
Why does the table of the chemist sometime disappears?
Because it's a periodic table.
I've discovered a trick which makes the punchline disappear.
What disappears every time you stand up?
Your lap.
/I'll show myself out
Dad: “for this trick I’m gonna disappear”
Proceeds to leave town with his mistress and doesn’t even call on your birthday for 27 years. TWENTY-SEVEN Years. Then when you have your second child he tries to reconnect with you because he regrets all the lost time.
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!
He disappeared without a tres.
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that he would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos..." POOF!!
He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of three
Uno.... Dos..... Poof
He disappeared without a tres
A Mexican magician said that he could disappear on the count of three. He started "unos, dos.."
But then he disappeared without a tres...
How do you make the number one disappear?
You just add a G, and it’s gone.
There was a Mexican magician who said "I will disappear on the count of 3"! The crowd was silent. He began to count. "Uno... Dos...
and the magician disappeared, with out a trace.
How do you make one disappear?
What can you add to one to make it disappear?
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.
For my next trick,I will disappear.
"Fuck you,pear. You taste like shit."
The Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three
He disappeared without a tres
Magician: I can make anything disappear
And for my next trick, I will disappear
Fuck you pear, you taste like shit!
Magician: I can make anything disappear
Magician: I can make disappear
A Spanish magician told everyone he would disappear.
He said "uno, dos..." and then disappeared without a tres.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Just add a G and it’s gone
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says “Uno, dos,” *poof*
...he disappeared without a tres
There was a Mexican magician. He said he was gonna disappear at the count of 3. He goes “uno, dos... poof!”
He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician tells his audience he’ll disappear on the count of three
He counts “Uno, dos....” and poof, he’s gone without a tres.
A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says "uno, dos..."
poof ...He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos, ..." *POOF!*
He disappeared without a tres.
(I'll see myself out)
A mexican magician claims he will disappear on the count of three.
"Uno, dos.." and poof! He disappears without a tres
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