What starts with W and ends with T.
It really does , I swear.
A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...
Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,
we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.
What did the tailoring competition end in
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”
Thelma & Louise was good up until the end
That’s when the movie really drove off a cliff.
What if Harry Potter actually stabbed Voldemort in the end?
Would he be known as The Boy Who Shiv'ed?
What begins with the letter W and ends with the letter T
I posted this on r/eyebleach and in the end it got heavily downvoted but I wasn't missing the opportunity to post a terrible pun
I had a friend in the publishing industry who made calendars, but I had to end our friendship
He was always getting hung up on little things, and telling me that our days were numbered. I've turned the page.
I hear he's dating someone now though.
Where do monkeys being naughty at the park end up?
How did so many Pokemon end up with covid?
Must have been from all the koffing and weezing.
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
My friend asked me if we could end lunch after I was done my sandwich. I took one more bite and then said...
"Actually, that's a wrap!"
You know that it's always the boys raised by single moms that end up with Dad Bods.
They always wanted a father figure.
Do bad punsters end up in the jeerafter?
You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
I remember standing in solitude, at the end of the long landing overlooking the Pacific Ocean - this disembodied voice was urging me to jump, so I did...
I never could stand up to pier pressure.
What do mice have on their rear ends?
During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI
He should have quit while he was a head
How to tell which end of a worm is the head?
You tickle it. The end that laughs is the head.
Credit: My 7y.o nephew
I like to shit at 11:59pm and end at 12:05 am
If the end of the world happens, I want it to be hailing taxis.
Where does bad light end up?
Met a beautiful girl over Spring Break in Mexico, but she constantly talked about the end of the world.
What starts with an “O” and ends with “nions” and sometimes make you cry?
Every morning, my neighbour gets on his tractor and starts yelling “The end is near!”
I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.
I hope this quarantine end soon.
I'm sick and tired of telling inside jokes.
I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.
2020 can’t end
Because we’d be admitting 2021.
Did you hear the one about how llamas would cause the end of the world?
After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.
They call it mourning wood.
I really struggled with 2020 all year. Sadly, at the end of it...
What do scarecrows say at the end of their prayers?
What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it
Selling coffins is a dead end job and any discouraged sales person should
What starts with an "e" and ends with an "e" with a letter in it?
Every night, I read my kids a book about the end of days...
Goodnight Moon is the darkest book I know.
What is always the score at the end of a “best-of-three” match?
One won one, and one won two.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
What starts with W and ends with T?
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
What starts with a W and ends with a T.
How do you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
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