What starts with W and ends with T.

It really does , I swear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...

It's night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aptom_4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,

we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PavilionFlux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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What did the tailoring competition end in

A tie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OkSurprise7755
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, β€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, β€œSorry. There is no Time.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Thelma & Louise was good up until the end

That’s when the movie really drove off a cliff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnosticpopsicle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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What if Harry Potter actually stabbed Voldemort in the end?

Would he be known as The Boy Who Shiv'ed?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyZillion
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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What begins with the letter W and ends with the letter T
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reeyou
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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I posted this on r/eyebleach and in the end it got heavily downvoted but I wasn't missing the opportunity to post a terrible pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Magic_Fetus
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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That didn’t end well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/General-Nonsens3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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I had a friend in the publishing industry who made calendars, but I had to end our friendship

He was always getting hung up on little things, and telling me that our days were numbered. I've turned the page.

I hear he's dating someone now though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runawaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Where do monkeys being naughty at the park end up?

Behind monkey bars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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How did so many Pokemon end up with covid?

Must have been from all the koffing and weezing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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My friend asked me if we could end lunch after I was done my sandwich. I took one more bite and then said...

"Actually, that's a wrap!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDewinYourMom
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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You know that it's always the boys raised by single moms that end up with Dad Bods.

They always wanted a father figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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Do bad punsters end up in the jeerafter?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?

Washington DC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowslapperz
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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By the end of today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OptionalPlayer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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I remember standing in solitude, at the end of the long landing overlooking the Pacific Ocean - this disembodied voice was urging me to jump, so I did...

I never could stand up to pier pressure.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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What do mice have on their rear ends?

Butt-squeeks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI

He should have quit while he was a head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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How to tell which end of a worm is the head?

You tickle it. The end that laughs is the head.

Credit: My 7y.o nephew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redzzdelady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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I like to shit at 11:59pm and end at 12:05 am

Same shit different day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miked66666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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If the end of the world happens, I want it to be hailing taxis.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerseySideAlt9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Where does bad light end up?

In prism.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Met a beautiful girl over Spring Break in Mexico, but she constantly talked about the end of the world.

She had Acapulco-lips.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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What starts with an β€œO” and ends with β€œnions” and sometimes make you cry?

Opinions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sayan_dutta7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Every morning, my neighbour gets on his tractor and starts yelling β€œThe end is near!”

I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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I hope this quarantine end soon.

I'm sick and tired of telling inside jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.

It was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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2020 can’t end

Because we’d be admitting 2021.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T_fiki
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Did you hear the one about how llamas would cause the end of the world?

It was an alpaca-lypse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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A dead end
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcnigel73
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.

They call it mourning wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-overthinks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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I really struggled with 2020 all year. Sadly, at the end of it...

2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gameronomist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do scarecrows say at the end of their prayers?

Hay men.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knives696
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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Dead End
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texas-Stew
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it

Post office

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizzecian007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Selling coffins is a dead end job and any discouraged sales person should

undertake a new career.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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What starts with an "e" and ends with an "e" with a letter in it?

Envolope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kkshitij4_exe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Every night, I read my kids a book about the end of days...

Goodnight Moon is the darkest book I know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solest044
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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What is always the score at the end of a β€œbest-of-three” match?

One won one, and one won two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hokie_hi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

He got fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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What starts with W and ends with T?

Oh my, it really does!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisDiff
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What starts with a W and ends with a T.

It does, I swear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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How do you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guy2things
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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