Where do toy stores keep their Terminator action figures?

Aisle B, back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_Supreme
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How does an Italian Terminator say goodbye?

Pasta La Pizza Baby!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
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What do you call a missing Terminator actor?

A Sarah Goner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocoBandicoot99
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What would the terminator be called after his retirement?

The Exterminator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
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How do you catch a flying Terminator?

With a Skynet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with The Terminator?

I’ll be bok, bok, bok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beezkneezsneez
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I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.

He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srirachase
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?

Aisle B, Back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeffer90
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I asked the guy in the store where is the terminator dvd ...

He responded, β€œAisle B, Back”

Edit: wow first silver!!!! Thank you πŸ™πŸΎ anonymous Redditor!

Edit2: my wife doesn’t use reddit. She’s thoroughly enjoying the responses to the joke in the joke jar she created for me and the silver (β€œwhatever those are”). Happy Father’s!

Edit3: https://imgur.com/gallery/5G25Flw wife got me a nice gift 🎁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_r_i_e
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What are terminators called when they retire?

Exterminators

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes

My doctor says it’s terminal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
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Where did the patient stay?

In the waiting room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spivdaddy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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My company has a team of 5 people to tell someone they've been terminated...

It's the firing squad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Why did the terminator kill people even after retirement?

He was an ex-terminator

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfdyl12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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I asked the shop assistant where the Terminator action figures were.

She said "Aisle B, back".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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β€ͺWhy is The Terminator bullet proof?‬

β€ͺBecause he’s Armored Schwarzenegger‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What did the Terminator say to Mozart?

I'll be Bach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mclovins91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What did the Terminator say when he decided to become a composer?

I'll be Bach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I was talking to my girlfriend only to hear that she had never seen the Terminator.

Now they call me the ex-terminator.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I caught the flu at an airport once.

It was a terminal illness.

(Special thanks to my dog's friend's dad for this one)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What’s the difference between an old Greyhound terminal, and a lobster with 36DD breasts?

One’s a dusty bus station & the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lind-zayy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?

You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OGFreshmeatlover
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?

A disappointment

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Did you hear about the computer that caught a virus?

Doc says it’s terminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaBowserman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?

He recently pasta way...

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After Arnie's last Terminator film, he became even more lethal

as an exTerminator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I told my parents I had a terminal illness and they freaked out.

Since when is getting a headache at the airport such a big deal?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadenStarfish
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What terminal illness can you get from ear rape

Hearing aids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabbe20022
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What would the Terminator be called in his retirement?

The exterminator.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I asked my boss to donate to support Asian children with terminal illnesses.

He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srirachase
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Where did the terminator find toilet paper?

Aisle B, back!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
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I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.

I think it may be terminal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Where did the terminator find toilet paper?

Aisle B. Back

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I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes

My doctor says it terminal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torrenter_11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What does an Italian terminator say

Pasta-lavista

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mooman5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What did the Terminator say when asked about which composer he'd be for Halloween?

"I'll be Bach."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What's the difference between a old London bus terminal and a lobster with 36DD breasts?

Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLAZEtms
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I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.

My doctor says it's terminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I have this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.

My doctor says it’s terminal.

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