Just found this store by chance called Ollieβs. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here.
reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
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My friendβs fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation.
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︎ Feb 11 2019
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
Its pasteurized before you see it.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Hear about that superhero knock-off group that keeps ordering drinks but pour out all the liquid?
Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I bought a pen that can write underwater
... it can write other words as well.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks
I want to be a bouillonaire.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I drank out all the liquid out of my slushy
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Work pun regarding a dewar (large metal tank used for liquid nitrogen)
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︎ Jul 16 2020
My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset.
Frankly, it's not her bismuth.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
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︎ Sep 07 2020
When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Did you know that cats are liquid?
Of course, you measure them in litters
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︎ Jun 02 2020
The decision for a liquid to fill the shape of whatever container they are in is...
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︎ Jun 08 2020
The police arrested water because it was wanted in three states
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︎ Jan 04 2021
A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100Β° temperature...
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︎ Oct 31 2018
A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.
So, I handed him a glass of water.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Every time I wash the dishes at night after dinner, I use a whole bottle of dishwashing liquid.
Another day, another Dawn.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
I recently invested in bouillon cubes.
My assets arenβt liquid, but they can be.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I donβt like liquid desserts, but I donβt know why
Something about them is just off-pudding
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︎ Mar 17 2020
What has three letters and starts with gas?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Many people believe liquid soap is more hygienic than soap bars.
Don't listen to them, it is only a slippery soap argument.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
I made the mistake of drinking the liquid from a scientistβs test tube.
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︎ Jun 30 2019
I've started to work on a theory on what liquids become when you cool them
My colleagues say it lacks evidence, but I think it's solid.
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︎ Sep 09 2019
Are you draining the liquid out of your yogurt?
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︎ Jan 21 2020
My Asian friend owns a business where he twists and binds white t-shirts then soaks them in colored liquid...
I even have one of her Thai dye t-shirts.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Sink was clogged so I bought off-brand Liquid Plumber. Boy was that money down the drain.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
It was hard for scientists to create a liquid for contacts
But they came up with a solution
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︎ Nov 01 2019
My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...
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︎ Dec 24 2018
Which chemical liquid would destroy bacteria in a rap battle?
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︎ Sep 21 2019
If an ice-cream franchise can't pay its power bills...
I guess it will go into liquidation
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I dreamed about drowning in an orange liquid last night...
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
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︎ Apr 25 2019
Whatβs the fastest liquid in the world?
Milk, itβs pasteurized before you can even see it!
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What's the fastest liquid on earth?
Milk. Its pasteurized before you can see it
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︎ Oct 25 2019
What's the fastest liquid on Earth?
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth;
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
What is the fastest liquid on earth?
Milk! Itβs pasteurized before you even see it!
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︎ Jun 01 2019
What's the fastest liquid on earth?
Milk.
It's pasteurised before you see it.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
Itβs pasteurized before you even see it.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Whatβs the fastest liquid?
Milk- itβs pasteurized before you see it
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︎ Jan 08 2019
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
Itβs pasteurized before you even see it.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
Itβs pasteurized before you even see it.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
What is the fastest liquid on earth???
Milk, because it's pasteurized before you see it
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︎ Dec 09 2015
Milk is the fastest liquid on earth
It's pasteurized before you even see it!
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︎ Mar 09 2019
Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.
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︎ Dec 15 2019
What is the fastest liquid on earth?
Milk....because its pasteurized before you see it.
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