Condoleezza Rice is retiring from public life and is downsizing.

From now on, she will be known as Apartmentleezza Rice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Why did the fungus downsize?

There was too mushroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I inherited some terrible appliances from my parents after they downsized.

The only thing that doesn’t suck is the vacuum cleaner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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A man was downsized from his job for the third time in 2 years so he decided to take up horse breeding.

He heard it was a stable job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batj00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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Santa needed more help this year with making all the presents...

I heard he was short staffed...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Got my mom just now

My mom and I were talking about how she was inspired by the show Tiny House Nation. (For those who aren't familiar, it is a show about downsizing, and living in a more eco friendly house). She was describing her ideal layout, how she would live with her sisters and how there would be sleeping quarters for their children (me being one of them) to visit.

I naturally chimed in with "That's alright, I just need a sleeping nickel". She chuckled, then groaned. I chuckled, and posted it here!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2016
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