Layoff Puns

A list of puns related to "Layoff"

Breaking news! Wineries across the country are forced to temporarily layoff employees.

It's being called the great Merlot furlough.

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👤︎ u/LunOverdose
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Did you hear about the layoffs aboard the haunted pirate ship?

They're down to a skeleton crew.

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👤︎ u/fizzmore
📅︎ May 04 2020
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What did the CEO say when announcing layoffs at the Southeast Asian division?

"Imma firin Malaysia!"

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👤︎ u/civver3
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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What does a firefighter use to layoff flaming prostitutes?

A fire hose

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👤︎ u/riptide747
📅︎ Oct 27 2015
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