Boss can’t see her employee’s hard work
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, ‘Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?’
To which I replied, ‘If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?’
He smiled knowingly and nodded, ‘That’s why we ask.’
How did the Nike’s employee die?
A clumsy employee knocked over his boss’s coffee cans and wasted all his coffee.
It was grounds for dismissal!
Why did the new employee sew one ball in the groin area of each Elmo doll?
She was told to give them all one test tickle
Why was the Pepsi employee arrested?
Because he was selling Coke.
Btw this is my first post on Reddit :)
An employee asks: "Can I have a week off around christmas?"
Boss: "Its may."
Employee: "Sorry, may I have a week off around christmas?"
So I asked the employee if I could see the clock for sale, so she gave it to me. I asked my dad if I could buy it.
My dad said “we don’t have Time for that, we’re gonna leave any Second now, so Hand it back to the lady and head back to Hour car”
I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.
What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?
Why did the sporting goods employee get denied a promotion?
Why did the bacteria use the employee entrance?
Why is the invisible man an amazing employee?
Because good help is hard to find.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer employee that beat up a Duracell employee?
He got charged with battery.
A man attacked an employee at a Starbucks
The crime was considered a coffee mug.
A disgruntled employee of an axe throwing establishment was leaving one-star Yelp reviews
Apparently it was a real hatchet job
What did the hardware store employee use to steal personal information?
What did the produce employee say to the customer as they walked in?
So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke in. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?
Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.
Pizza Hut employee: “Would you like a contactless delivery?
Yes, I’d prefer they wear glasses.
My Italian employee is useless at labelling products
I told him plenty of times to tag a telly but he kept rushing off to the pasta aisle
I got into a fight with an employee at my local hardware store today!
He asked if I wanted decking...
Lucky I got the first punch in
I found this Arhaus employee tag yesterday... In the middle of the street
imgur.com/DZvBeYe
What do you say when your employee complains about his constipation?
A poor workman blames his stools.
When an Amazon employee takes maternity leave, are they out for delivery?
Why was the bullet a bad employee?
It only did its job after it was fired.
A disgruntled Google Cloud employee asked me for advice on how he could get back at his boss. I told him...
"Don't forget to tip your server."
I walked into a bookstore and asked an employee “Do you have any books by Shakespeare?”
Employee: Of course sir. Which one?
Me: William.
A joke I thought of in elementary school: what did the dragon say to the bad employee?
What do you call a hot apple employee?
Why didn't the angry customer want to hear what the employee had to say?
She wasn't Karen about any opinion but her own.
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog, bends down as if to pet it, then picks it up by the tail and begins spinning it over his head. It created quite the ruckus, so an employee ran over and asked the man if he needed help.
"No thanks, just looking around."
The scarecrow won employee of the month at work today
he was outstanding in the field
I had an employee at the hotel that ironed the bed sheets. I noticed that as the days wore on, the number of sheets ironed was going down.
Her job performance was de-creasing.
How do monkeys solve employee focus decline issues?
Transfer them to a different branch
Me to home Depot employee: I want to see your grills
Home Depot employee who happens to be Nelly who has fallen on hard times: you want to see my what?
Why did the egg farmer have to fire his funniest employee?
He cracked too many yolks.
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch that it might be me.
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch, it might be me.
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
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