I’m kinda nervous though...I’ve never ran that far before.
What a dull name for a drilling company. Why didn’t Musk partner up with the founder of Microsoft and call it ‚Elon-Gates Tunnels‘?
He makes a bundle!
There's no way I could run that far.
He gave all the credit to his incredible staff.
If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.
First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasn’t been a Goodyear.
A fjord fusion.
I lost the case
It’s your typical Saab story.
They are expected to make an appearance in Food Court next week.
Good evening. I'll see my self out...
They made olive oil spread.
I've heard sex cells.
A Brummie was made redundant after working for the same company for 45 years. He quickly gets an interview with one of his ex companies rivals. His friends advise him that he should wear a suit and tie to the interview to try and make a good impression, unfortunately the interview is the same day and his only suit he has is the one he wore to his original interview in 1975.
He quickly gets dressed in his brown suit, complete with flares, wide lapels and a kipper tie.
He made quite the impression on his entrance and when the interviewer invited him into his office, he said "nice kipper tie" to which he replied " milk and 2 sugars please"
He’s in the pocket of big pants.
I find those topics to be quite polarizing.
No matter what happens with the economy, their business always seems to be picking up.
It's called Pence-a-cola.
It's a Spam.
He decided to do some work on his own drive way one weekend. He started to complain about how poorly the project was going, I told him well, it’s your own asphalt.
So I'm normally an electrician by trade, but work has been slow lately, so I've been helping one of his friends with some of the concrete work in a small housing development close to the shop. Well he came out and started talking to me about what I've gotten done since this morning, I told him and he goes "This is getting you great electrical experience!" I kinda laugh and reply back "Yeah, I'm learning all about grounding." He turned and walked away, but I about died laughing.
It's a sound investment.
You would open the door with a wand attached to your keychain instead of a key
Me: well that Hertz :’(
Guess that makes him a U.S. bee driver.
The crew got the Mercedes-Bends
but at their core they are seedy as hell.
They become a joint venture!
They had a feeling he'd be a sails killer
If a movie company was filming a sandwich but instead of using bread they used a tortilla. Would they call it a wrap and not get any filming done at all?
I think it’s BP.
Turns out they were skimming a bit off the top.