What unit of measure do pirates use?
Watt is the unit of power?
My daughter asked me "What is a unit a power?"
My 8 year old sons joke today. What’s a girls favorite unit of measurement?
My 8 year old has created a new unit of measument...
She just picked up the squeeze ketchup and said, "I only need one fart of ketchup." She gives the bottle a single squeeze and gets her "one fart."
I told my kid we were gonna watch Paw Patrol, but instead I just showed him footage of K9 units training.
Guess that makes me a papa troll.
What would happen if America switched from using pounds to kilograms as a unit a measure?
I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!
My AC unit is quacking...
I think it's the air ducts
My cousin died when an A/C unit fell on him.
Why do they always use thieves as the high speed units in RPGs?
Because they're so dodgy.
What unit of measurement do you use to weigh your linens?
I tried to trademark an unit for pressure...
But the patent office wouldn’t have a bar of it
What are a communist's favorite units of time?
Watt is the unit of power
Punctuate the title however you like.
I had my cornfield all set up to sell in 2 acre units when my realtor suddenly brought me plans for acre units.
He was plotting against me!
I find it so sad that the US uses another unit other than °C or K for measuring temperature.
I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it
We’re doing the unit circle in math rn
What’s a communist’s favorite unit of time?
What unit does a graduated cylinder measure in?
I used to work as a chef and I had so many utensils that I rented a unit to keep them all in.
What is the SI unit of power
You’re a unit of power Harry
What do you call a military police unit that Specializes in the stoppage of marijuana sale?
Our country is about to switch from imperial to metric units.
There will be mass confusion.
What's a Soviet Russians Favourite unit of time?
What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?
What unit do European cats use to measure volume?
When my classmate, Abhi, couldn’t remember what the unit of measurement of frequency was, he started thinking really hard.
My science teacher then said “Abhi, it looks like your head really hertz!”
This actually happened 2 minutes ago
Since the US is the only country that uses British Imperial Units, it’s ironically the only former British colony to still have British rulers.
My friend is a realtor and her husband just died. I hugged her at the funeral and said "unit".
She said, "thanks. That means a lot to me."
When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy
What’s a monk’s favorite unit of measurement?
Watt is the unit of power?
Watt is the unit of power?
You’re a unit of power Harry.
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