Watt is the unit of power

Punctuate the title however you like.

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I find it so sad that the US uses another unit other than Β°C or K for measuring temperature.

F.

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I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.

Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it

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I used to work as a chef and I had so many utensils that I rented a unit to keep them all in.

It was my spatula pad.

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Unit of stress.
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What unit does a graduated cylinder measure in?

Degrees.

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We’re doing the unit circle in math rn
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Absolute unit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitchomojo
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What is the SI unit of power

Teacher: Yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheycallmeSamridh
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Watt is the unit of power

Yes

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β€œSpecial Mowing Unit”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jennim5588
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What are a communist's favorite units of time?

Hours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_cat_of_war
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The unit is in meteor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Msaad4
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What’s a communist’s favorite unit of time?

Hours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjborange
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What unit do European cats use to measure volume?

Kitti-liter

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What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?

Kill-o-grams !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterDad32
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You’re a unit of power Harry.

I’m a watt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey90ey
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What do you call a military police unit that Specializes in the stoppage of marijuana sale?

a JOINT taskforce!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkeye_GG
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Our country is about to switch from imperial to metric units.

There will be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjborange
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A European woman told me how tall she was in cm. I asked what that was in Imperial units

She said she can't do that "foreign height".

I told her, "No, that's for temperature. Tall is feet and inches!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
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What’s a unit for every bar and grill for one waiting line?

It’s bar per queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chiefgotbeef
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When my classmate, Abhi, couldn’t remember what the unit of measurement of frequency was, he started thinking really hard.

My science teacher then said β€œAbhi, it looks like your head really hertz!”

This actually happened 2 minutes ago

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I didn’t know what to think walking into the kitchen last night to find my wife draped in lasagna and pouring piping hot soup over her head. β€œI’m just putting the dinner on”, she quipped. How we laughed on the way to the burns unit.
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Since the US is the only country that uses British Imperial Units, it’s ironically the only former British colony to still have British rulers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dazzler_wbacc
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Watt's a unit of power?
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What's a Soviet Russians Favourite unit of time?

Hours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finlaydtait
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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What is a vaper’s favourite unit of measurement?

Joules

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause.

Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kwahn
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Absolute units
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My son just told me he failed the potential energy unit test in Physics.

I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catapult_Power
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|u| the absolute unit
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what do you call an air conditioning unit in the capital of the united states?

ACDC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shredhead15
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What's a communists favorite unit of time?

The hour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_cat_of_war
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What’s a cookie’s standard unit for force?

A Fig Newton.

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I don't use units of time

Those are for the week

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NetaFeta
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When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy

Watt the fuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EoinTheBest123
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You’re a unit of power now son.

I’m a watt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
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The carat, a unit of mass for gemstones, and a measurement of purity for gold, takes its name from the Greek word for a carob seed from the Legume family.

No wonder they are called the Pirates of the Carob Bean.

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IKEA uses both metric and imperial units, which is nice...

They listed my shopping as both 357kg and Β£1476.

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What is the name of the SI unit of power
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orlen86
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In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.
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I called the police because a man was screaming about large bodies of water and outdoor storage units, but when the police arrived they couldn't arrest him, as he denied everything.

It was a real "He Said Sea Shed" situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
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My old physics teacher: "Can anyone tell me the unit of power?"

Teacher: Can anyone tell me the unit of power?
Class: Watt
Teacher: I SAID, CAN ANYONE TELL ME THE UNIT OF POWER?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jibbist
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What do you get when you cross a wall unit with artificial intelligence?

Shelf-awareness

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What's the proper unit of measurement for a dad joke?

A gigglewatt.

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What is the most painful unit of measurement?

Ow!nces (ounces)

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What do you call a scam involving refrigeration units?

Air-con

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Our mail keeps getting delivered to the wrong address, unit 200B instead of unit 200A

It must be a complex issue

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What unit of measurement is used on snakes?

Inches, they don’t have feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobsman12
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What is the unit of power

That is correct

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Quentin Tarantino is coming out with a Thanksgiving movie about an elite unit of poorly moistened turkeys

It's called Inglourious Basteds

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What do you call the metric unit for galaxies?

An andrometer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenreal
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Recently help my mom upgrade to a 1/2 HP Insinkerator Unit.

She now has more power at her disposal.

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I was helping my dad move stuff out of his storage unit when I came across a stack of metal rods.

Me: Dad, do you need these?

Dad (with a shit-eating grin): YES! In fact, I was going to put them in the bank. Then it would be a pole vault!

Bonus rebuttal! My husband (not a dad): Look, do you want us to help you or not?

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What unit do you use to measure cheese?

Incheese.

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What do you call a tactical unit comprised of nuns?

Force of Habit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcherofArchet
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What's the oldest known unit of binary data storage?

A trilobyte!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaBadfish
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Watt is the unit of power?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
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Watt is the unit of power?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonce_ecnoN
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You’re a unit of power Harry

I’m a watt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImElyk
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You're a unit of power Harry!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nick5734324
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I just found out my daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause

Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
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What is the unit of power?

Yes

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