My AC unit is quacking...

I think it's the air ducts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
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What unit of measurement do you use to weigh your linens?

Sheet tons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lawnboy18
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30
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My cousin died when an A/C unit fell on him.

What a cool way to go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lordstevenson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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Why do they always use thieves as the high speed units in RPGs?

Because they're so dodgy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSquigles
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I tried to trademark an unit for pressure...

But the patent office wouldn’t have a bar of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllDayRef
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I had my cornfield all set up to sell in 2 acre units when my realtor suddenly brought me plans for acre units.

He was plotting against me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12
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Watt is the unit of power

Punctuate the title however you like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
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I find it so sad that the US uses another unit other than Β°C or K for measuring temperature.

F.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocker230
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Unit of stress.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaMusicista
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.

Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CpBear
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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I used to work as a chef and I had so many utensils that I rented a unit to keep them all in.

It was my spatula pad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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What unit does a graduated cylinder measure in?

Degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicoddeffect
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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β€œSpecial Mowing Unit”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jennim5588
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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We’re doing the unit circle in math rn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilldipshit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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What are a communist's favorite units of time?

Hours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_cat_of_war
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Absolute unit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitchomojo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Watt is the unit of power

Yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/V0LT1XX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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What’s a communist’s favorite unit of time?

Hours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjborange
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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The unit is in meteor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Msaad4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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What is the SI unit of power

Teacher: Yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheycallmeSamridh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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You’re a unit of power Harry

I’m a watt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImElyk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What do you call a military police unit that Specializes in the stoppage of marijuana sale?

a JOINT taskforce!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkeye_GG
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What unit do European cats use to measure volume?

Kitti-liter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackmark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?

Kill-o-grams !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterDad32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Our country is about to switch from imperial to metric units.

There will be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjborange
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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When my classmate, Abhi, couldn’t remember what the unit of measurement of frequency was, he started thinking really hard.

My science teacher then said β€œAbhi, it looks like your head really hertz!”

This actually happened 2 minutes ago

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Since the US is the only country that uses British Imperial Units, it’s ironically the only former British colony to still have British rulers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dazzler_wbacc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What's a Soviet Russians Favourite unit of time?

Hours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finlaydtait
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Watt's a unit of power?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drkhead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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What’s a unit for every bar and grill for one waiting line?

It’s bar per queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chiefgotbeef
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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A European woman told me how tall she was in cm. I asked what that was in Imperial units

She said she can't do that "foreign height".

I told her, "No, that's for temperature. Tall is feet and inches!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I didn’t know what to think walking into the kitchen last night to find my wife draped in lasagna and pouring piping hot soup over her head. β€œI’m just putting the dinner on”, she quipped. How we laughed on the way to the burns unit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spazpekker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Absolute units
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamerthatplays
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause.

Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kwahn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy

Watt the fuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EoinTheBest123
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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What is a vaper’s favourite unit of measurement?

Joules

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πŸ‘€︎ u/namrepus__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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My son just told me he failed the potential energy unit test in Physics.

I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catapult_Power
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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What's a communists favorite unit of time?

The hour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_cat_of_war
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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|u| the absolute unit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingLizzard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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what do you call an air conditioning unit in the capital of the united states?

ACDC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shredhead15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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I don't use units of time

Those are for the week

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NetaFeta
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Watt is the unit of power?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Watt is the unit of power?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonce_ecnoN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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You’re a unit of power Harry.

I’m a watt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey90ey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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You're a unit of power Harry!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nick5734324
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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