I need a catchy name for our ski group, PUNS WELCOME! reddit.com/snowlaughingma…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BananaCakesII
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?

Annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?

A barbecue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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What do you call a group of dead parrots?

Polygons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schady007
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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What’s a group of Chubby newborns called?

Heavy Infantry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sandyatk445
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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Found this on Facebook in the 'underappreciated puns' group.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoitssm7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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What do you call a group of bros?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmatin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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What music group will make you healthy?

BeeGees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benboga08
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?

Because OMG they can’t even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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I got banned from the buy sell trade group for this but it was worth it. imgur.com/jrZ6LX8
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes

One of them isn't happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlit2000
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....

He was a frat buoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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I'm going out with a group of friends from OCD anonymous tonight.

Things aren't gonna get messy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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My son joined a group of people that are sexually attracted to young horses.

I'm worried he may be in a colt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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So if a group of crows killed another group of crows...

Would that be double homicide?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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A group of phiologists is trying to conpletely change the way sentences are structured

They call themselves "New Word Order"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClapTheChad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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A group of crows is called a murder, but what do you call a group of really loud crows?

A caw-CAW-phony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeabaSquad
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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What's the best way to protect yourself from a group of angry clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy

The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.

As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raidenisme
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?

NSYNC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PJWashington
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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I went to my premature ejaculation support group today...

Turns out it's tomorrow

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πŸ“…︎ May 06
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What did the group of monks did after attaining enlightenment?

They Celibated.

Ha,I'm going.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pumpkimstew
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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What do you call a group of nuns with swords?

Nunjas... and if they're well equipped they'll have nunchucks too!

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πŸ“…︎ May 05
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What do you call a group of Russian pessimists?

A so-be-it union.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twillo_11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!

And now The Cure is no longer necessary!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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What do you call it when a group of giraffes have a beef kebob cook off?

A high steaks poker tournament

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathMyMetal
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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What do you call a group of drunk state officials who make decisions?

A beeraucracy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icantgivetitwanks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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I heard Apple are trying to seize the market on immaterial groups of dolphins

I think they called them airpods

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HJMW08
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...

They were movers and Shakers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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Why are K-Pop groups good at dancing?

They know all the Korea-graphy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adenu-Men5ah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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You know what would be funny? A large group of people protesting, getting into fights with police and destroying property.

It would be a riot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flumanchu
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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Pacman and Mrs. Pacman used to have a rap group.

They were called 2Pac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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I stepped into this group and found myself in the center of a... pundemic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puppylove1000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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Who is North Korea’s favorite rap group?

Run DMZ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnnyiso
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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Why do teenage girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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I saw a group of crows hanging out at the dump

It was a murder most fowl!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herdertree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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What do you call a group of Nazi birds?

The Goose-Tapo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/russianranga123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Did you hear about the group of hulk cos-players at comic con?

They held a challenge to see how could get angrier then them.

It was out-rage-us!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jinko387
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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I suggested to my wife that we make some Indian bread for a group dinner appetizer.

It was a total naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penultimate_polka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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What musical group do men join once they get married?

The Hus Band!

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πŸ“…︎ May 04
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I was once assaulted by a group of mimes.

I never heard them coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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I became a member of a cult, it’s a group of people that like to be awkward and challenge others.

It’s called the Diffi cult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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What do you call a group of platypuses?

A platyposse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spingebill678
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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What do you call a group of dead English majors?

Dead poet society.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9DollarScotch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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I'm attending a self-help group for compulsive talkers

It's called on and on anon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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I joined a support group for former computer hackers.

Anonymous Anonymous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioclash86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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I was once kidnapped by a group of mimes

They did unspeakable things to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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Why do teenagers always walk in groups of 3 or 5?

Because they can’t even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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My daughter was getting older and needed a new support group...

So my wife helped her be fitted for some very nice bras.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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A group of owls decided to form a rock band...

They're called The Whoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skiinghobbit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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I once shot a group of fish

I was arrested for a school shooting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordLigma420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Why should you never be abducted by a group of mime artists

Because they'll do unspeakable things to you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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What is it called when in a group of nazis one nazi tries to find the rest of them

Heil and sieg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TinzaX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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So as my boss watched, I led the group of clowns into the office, each one had a laptop computer. My boss facepalmed and said:

Dammit autocorrect!

I said we need to invest in CLOUD based IT infrastructure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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A group of friends are heading through Louisville and a debate ensues as to how to pronounce the name of the city.

One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says they say Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They all agree it would be great to hear how the locals pronounce the name of their city. They all go up to the counter and one says, could you tell me where we are and please say it slowly. BURR-GURR-KIIING!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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I'm usually not fond of being the fun guy in a group

But the role is beginning to grow on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okoli_ryan50
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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What did the pilot say when a group of birds crashed on his plane?

What the flock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warmrhunder51
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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What do you call a group of mountains?

Hilarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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Just read that ZZ top is the longest running group with unchanged lineup...

It's got me under pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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Family group chat asking my Dad about the giant bottle of Mustard he bought

A pump? No, I just refill a smaller squeeze bottle to fit in the fridge.. but I relish all the comments you guys made. - Bryan (59)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hali_Stallions
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?

The Wuhan Clan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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if someone were to make an anti- Buddhist hate group

YOLO would be a really good name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huxm_luxl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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If a group of owls is called a parliament

Is a group of Russian owls called an Owligarchy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Well_Lit_Kiwi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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So I saw a group of people crossing the street tonight carrying ski stuff the one guy in the front of the group was tasked with carrying the ski poles...

So I guess you can say that they put him in pole position

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loam_Lion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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I never got into acapella groups

It's an a choired taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmpireStrikes1st
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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What do you call a group of chess players talking about their wins in the lobby of their hotel?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I used to upholster furniture for a living and hated it. My boss switched me to packing for a while then switched me back. I hate it so bad I have to go to a support group. Talking helps me to do the damned job.

I'm in recovery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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My child keeps saying small groups of words together

Should I be worried, or is it just a phrase?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whysomanyemmas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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What do you call a group of rappers with coronavirus?

The Wuhan clan !

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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What rock group has four guys that don't sing?

Mt. Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinkDG
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Have you heard of the idol group, Supernova?

They're true popstars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlreadyTraeSir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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What do you call a group of people, when most of them are named Joe?

The Majoerity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiksMuks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What do you call a group of men standing in line waiting for a haircut?

A Barber Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SovietLorax
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I tried out a weight watchers group therapy session but no one would talk about their experiences.

There were just too many elephants in the room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?

A sweatband

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyrrhios
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What do you call the un-cool friend in a group?

Warm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akopey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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She took a risk and bought a whisk. Someone shared this in a Weird Secondhand Finds group on fb.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/intheautumnof1997
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I saw a group of snails take off their shells and fight with each other.

It was a real slugfest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Why do dice prefer to be in groups of two?

Because then it's a pair-a-dice

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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A group of fishermen were trying to form a band

UnforTUNAtely they didn't find a BASSist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ledin542
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Why do girls go out in groups of 3 or 5?

Because they cant even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What do you call a group of confused black and white bears?

Pandamonium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Saw this on my sisters group chat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boidoy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What do you call a group of orcas that play music?

An iPod.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fileobrother
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I was kidnapped by a group of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b62316
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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