A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
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What do you call a group of baby soldiers?

An infantry

Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit 😬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Thong-Song
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I went to the first meeting of my premature ejaculator’s support group this morning..

Turns out it’s tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jo3p-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call a group of whales play instruments?

An Orcastra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
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Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?

Cuz they literally can’t even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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There's a group of guys that assemble wooden furniture for fun.

I hope they let me join.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alawibaba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them isn't Happy.

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What do you call a group of sightless mountaineers?

The Peaky Blinders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Summetz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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In a group chat with my girlfriend and her dad and he sent this

https://imgur.com/a/zLeRYMp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syncopatedsouls
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I told a group of storm troopers β€œHappy Pew Year....”

But they totally missed the punchline.

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So I went to my local astrology group and was asked to take roll call. And wouldn’t you know it?

All the signs were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckinTheCarma
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A group in Denmark is trying to convince the government to use old Legos to re-pave their highways...

...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLama27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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There is a group of people that always ends things...

Finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuryOfHell
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atltop5150
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Did you know about the group where only Trump supporters were allowed?

The others are forbiden.

Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pepperminthippos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.

β€œSorry, I’m a little behind.”

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There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.

They are called One Expression

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TL4Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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my dad made a dad joke in the family group chat...

Dad: Where do penguins keep their money?

Me: their wallets

Dad: A snow bank!

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Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3, 5 and 7? /r/teenagers/comments/k3e…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anwallen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.

I'm mass-turd-baiting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klratz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Hear about that superhero knock-off group that keeps ordering drinks but pour out all the liquid?

Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KalNymeri
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What do you call a group of bisexual , bi cycle riding , hiking , Nordic emperors?

BIKINGS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.

He asked, "do you mean a choir?"

I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Suck-At-R6Siege
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What philosopher appealed to only a small, select group of people?

Friederich Niche!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What is the most common misspelled blood group ?

Type O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What is the most dangerous group of instrument players?

Violins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlockyShapes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call a hip-hop group made of bakers?

The Yeastie Boys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScumbagClub
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What do you call a group of octopus hookers?

Octpussies

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Me: "How do I get one of those singing groups?"

Director: "you mean a choir?"

Me: exasperated sigh yes, fine. How do aquire one of those singing groups?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xynnax
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A group of bedazzled tarps and a bunch of poles walk into a restaurant and order some stakes....

Things became pretty tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yournannycam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?

Annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them is not Happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What do you call a small group of crying, pleasant-smelling, chivalrous heroes?

The 3 musketeers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesallen1977
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Three groups of people were travelling

A group of English folks, a group of French and a group of Spaniards.

They all needed to get to Germany, but couldn't agree on a mode of transport.

So the English drove, the French took the train and the Spanish flew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlassDeviant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Toto sponsored a group of zombie missionaries.

They blessed the brains down in Africa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/02K30C1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you call a self governing group of hippos?

Hippotonomous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mangolimon3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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A group of people meet up and eat together every night. But they do not talk about it.

They are part of the bite club

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legend_1_am
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I need a catchy name for our ski group, PUNS WELCOME! reddit.com/snowlaughingma…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BananaCakesII
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rtedith
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group

But it turns out that it’s tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.

β€œSorry, I’m a little behind.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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