A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry
Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit 😬
I went to the first meeting of my premature ejaculator’s support group this morning..
What do you call a group of whales play instruments?
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
There's a group of guys that assemble wooden furniture for fun.
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.
What do you call a group of sightless mountaineers?
In a group chat with my girlfriend and her dad and he sent this
https://imgur.com/a/zLeRYMp
I told a group of storm troopers “Happy Pew Year....”
But they totally missed the punchline.
So I went to my local astrology group and was asked to take roll call. And wouldn’t you know it?
All the signs were there.
A group in Denmark is trying to convince the government to use old Legos to re-pave their highways...
...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards
There is a group of people that always ends things...
How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Did you know about the group where only Trump supporters were allowed?
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”
There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.
They are called One Expression
my dad made a dad joke in the family group chat...
Dad: Where do penguins keep their money?
Me: their wallets
Dad: A snow bank!
Hear about that superhero knock-off group that keeps ordering drinks but pour out all the liquid?
Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League
What do you call a group of bisexual , bi cycle riding , hiking , Nordic emperors?
What philosopher appealed to only a small, select group of people?
What is the most common misspelled blood group ?
What is the most dangerous group of instrument players?
What do you call a hip-hop group made of bakers?
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
Me: "How do I get one of those singing groups?"
Director: "you mean a choir?"
Me: exasperated sigh yes, fine. How do aquire one of those singing groups?
A group of bedazzled tarps and a bunch of poles walk into a restaurant and order some stakes....
Things became pretty tents.
If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?
What do you call a small group of crying, pleasant-smelling, chivalrous heroes?
Three groups of people were travelling
A group of English folks, a group of French and a group of Spaniards.
They all needed to get to Germany, but couldn't agree on a mode of transport.
So the English drove, the French took the train and the Spanish flew.
Toto sponsored a group of zombie missionaries.
They blessed the brains down in Africa
What do you call a self governing group of hippos?
A group of people meet up and eat together every night. But they do not talk about it.
They are part of the bite club
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group
But it turns out that it’s tomorrow
I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.
He asked, "do you mean a choir?"
I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”
In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.
One of them is not Happy.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
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