If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
What do you call a group of dead parrots?
What’s a group of Chubby newborns called?
Found this on Facebook in the 'underappreciated puns' group.
What do you call a group of bros?
What music group will make you healthy?
Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?
Because OMG they can’t even.
I got banned from the buy sell trade group for this but it was worth it. imgur.com/jrZ6LX8
The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
I'm going out with a group of friends from OCD anonymous tonight.
Things aren't gonna get messy.
My son joined a group of people that are sexually attracted to young horses.
I'm worried he may be in a colt
So if a group of crows killed another group of crows...
Would that be double homicide?
A group of phiologists is trying to conpletely change the way sentences are structured
They call themselves "New Word Order"
A group of crows is called a murder, but what do you call a group of really loud crows?
What's the best way to protect yourself from a group of angry clowns?
A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?
I went to my premature ejaculation support group today...
What did the group of monks did after attaining enlightenment?
What do you call a group of nuns with swords?
Nunjas... and if they're well equipped they'll have nunchucks too!
What do you call a group of Russian pessimists?
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
What do you call it when a group of giraffes have a beef kebob cook off?
A high steaks poker tournament
What do you call a group of drunk state officials who make decisions?
I heard Apple are trying to seize the market on immaterial groups of dolphins
I think they called them airpods
I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...
They were movers and Shakers.
Why are K-Pop groups good at dancing?
They know all the Korea-graphy
You know what would be funny? A large group of people protesting, getting into fights with police and destroying property.
Pacman and Mrs. Pacman used to have a rap group.
I stepped into this group and found myself in the center of a... pundemic
Who is North Korea’s favorite rap group?
Why do teenage girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?
I saw a group of crows hanging out at the dump
It was a murder most fowl!
What do you call a group of Nazi birds?
Did you hear about the group of hulk cos-players at comic con?
They held a challenge to see how could get angrier then them.
It was out-rage-us!
I suggested to my wife that we make some Indian bread for a group dinner appetizer.
It was a total naan starter.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
I was once assaulted by a group of mimes.
I never heard them coming
I became a member of a cult, it’s a group of people that like to be awkward and challenge others.
It’s called the Diffi cult.
What do you call a group of platypuses?
What do you call a group of dead English majors?
I'm attending a self-help group for compulsive talkers
It's called on and on anon
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
I was once kidnapped by a group of mimes
They did unspeakable things to me
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
Why do teenagers always walk in groups of 3 or 5?
My daughter was getting older and needed a new support group...
So my wife helped her be fitted for some very nice bras.
A group of owls decided to form a rock band...
I once shot a group of fish
I was arrested for a school shooting
Why should you never be abducted by a group of mime artists
Because they'll do unspeakable things to you.
What is it called when in a group of nazis one nazi tries to find the rest of them
So as my boss watched, I led the group of clowns into the office, each one had a laptop computer. My boss facepalmed and said:
I said we need to invest in CLOUD based IT infrastructure!
A group of friends are heading through Louisville and a debate ensues as to how to pronounce the name of the city.
One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says they say Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They all agree it would be great to hear how the locals pronounce the name of their city. They all go up to the counter and one says, could you tell me where we are and please say it slowly. BURR-GURR-KIIING!!!
I'm usually not fond of being the fun guy in a group
But the role is beginning to grow on me
What did the pilot say when a group of birds crashed on his plane?
What do you call a group of mountains?
Just read that ZZ top is the longest running group with unchanged lineup...
It's got me under pressure
Family group chat asking my Dad about the giant bottle of Mustard he bought
A pump? No, I just refill a smaller squeeze bottle to fit in the fridge.. but I relish all the comments you guys made. - Bryan (59)
What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?
if someone were to make an anti- Buddhist hate group
YOLO would be a really good name
If a group of owls is called a parliament
Is a group of Russian owls called an Owligarchy?
So I saw a group of people crossing the street tonight carrying ski stuff the one guy in the front of the group was tasked with carrying the ski poles...
So I guess you can say that they put him in pole position
I never got into acapella groups
It's an a choired taste
What do you call a group of chess players talking about their wins in the lobby of their hotel?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
I used to upholster furniture for a living and hated it. My boss switched me to packing for a while then switched me back. I hate it so bad I have to go to a support group. Talking helps me to do the damned job.
My child keeps saying small groups of words together
Should I be worried, or is it just a phrase?
What do you call a group of rappers with coronavirus?
What rock group has four guys that don't sing?
Have you heard of the idol group, Supernova?
What do you call a group of people, when most of them are named Joe?
What do you call a group of men standing in line waiting for a haircut?
I tried out a weight watchers group therapy session but no one would talk about their experiences.
There were just too many elephants in the room
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?
What do you call the un-cool friend in a group?
She took a risk and bought a whisk. Someone shared this in a Weird Secondhand Finds group on fb.
I saw a group of snails take off their shells and fight with each other.
Why do dice prefer to be in groups of two?
Because then it's a pair-a-dice
A group of fishermen were trying to form a band
UnforTUNAtely they didn't find a BASSist
Why do girls go out in groups of 3 or 5?
What do you call a group of confused black and white bears?
Saw this on my sisters group chat
What do you call a group of orcas that play music?
I was kidnapped by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.
What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer