A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry
Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit π¬
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I went to the first meeting of my premature ejaculatorβs support group this morning..
Turns out itβs tomorrow.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What do you call a group of whales play instruments?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally canβt even
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
There's a group of guys that assemble wooden furniture for fun.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What do you call a group of sightless mountaineers?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
In a group chat with my girlfriend and her dad and he sent this
https://imgur.com/a/zLeRYMp
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︎ Dec 14 2020
I told a group of storm troopers βHappy Pew Year....β
But they totally missed the punchline.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
So I went to my local astrology group and was asked to take roll call. And wouldnβt you know it?
All the signs were there.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
A group in Denmark is trying to convince the government to use old Legos to re-pave their highways...
...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards
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︎ Dec 17 2020
There is a group of people that always ends things...
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︎ Nov 29 2020
How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Did you know about the group where only Trump supporters were allowed?
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
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︎ Oct 21 2020
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
βSorry, Iβm a little behind.β
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︎ Oct 30 2020
There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.
They are called One Expression
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︎ Dec 21 2020
my dad made a dad joke in the family group chat...
Dad: Where do penguins keep their money?
Me: their wallets
Dad: A snow bank!
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︎ Dec 21 2020
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︎ Nov 29 2020
In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Hear about that superhero knock-off group that keeps ordering drinks but pour out all the liquid?
Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What do you call a group of bisexual , bi cycle riding , hiking , Nordic emperors?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What philosopher appealed to only a small, select group of people?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What is the most common misspelled blood group ?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
What is the most dangerous group of instrument players?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What do you call a hip-hop group made of bakers?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What do you call a group of octopus hookers?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Me: "How do I get one of those singing groups?"
Director: "you mean a choir?"
Me: exasperated sigh yes, fine. How do aquire one of those singing groups?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
A group of bedazzled tarps and a bunch of poles walk into a restaurant and order some stakes....
Things became pretty tents.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
What do you call a small group of crying, pleasant-smelling, chivalrous heroes?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Three groups of people were travelling
A group of English folks, a group of French and a group of Spaniards.
They all needed to get to Germany, but couldn't agree on a mode of transport.
So the English drove, the French took the train and the Spanish flew.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Toto sponsored a group of zombie missionaries.
They blessed the brains down in Africa
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you call a self governing group of hippos?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
A group of people meet up and eat together every night. But they do not talk about it.
They are part of the bite club
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︎ Nov 26 2020
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︎ Oct 27 2013
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculatorsβ support group
But it turns out that itβs tomorrow
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.
He asked, "do you mean a choir?"
I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
βSorry, Iβm a little behind.β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.
One of them is not Happy.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
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