I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...
She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
I asked Rick Astley if I can borrow his Disney movie collection.
He told me "You can borrow any movie in my collection but I'm never gonna give you Up."
Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, EXCEPT one
He's never gonna give you "Up"
Notable Cats Enamel Pin Collection
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks her. "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
I think my wife is covering my rifle collection with glue.
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
I want to be buried with my record collection.
That would be my vinyl resting place.
The content of a person's audiobook collection...
What does Reese Witherspoon call her gun collection?
I own a pristine collection of candy canes...
they're all in mint condition!
A collection of physical dadjokes
A collection of physical dad-jokes (click the link).
I don't understand why my friends hate my lava lamp collection...
Rick Astley has a massive movie collection and will let you borrow all but one
He’s never going to give you up His movie collection
My collection of irreplaceable French movies was stolen.
Pokemon cards? Yeah i've got a small collection.
Rick Astley doesn't mind giving away his Disney movies collection...
But he's still never gonna give you Up. Especially remastered in 4k.
My record collection includes Bruce Springsteen, John Cougar Mellencamp, and Tom Petty. It’s almost a full Heartland Rock set...
I inherited my dad's collection of shallow flat receptacles with a raised edge, used for carrying, holding, or displaying articles.
My son told me he wanted to start a change collection.
I told him that makes a lot of cents.
Did you hear about the dad who has the world's largest candy cane collection?
They're all in mint condition.
My gf made me give away my collection of dead batteries
My wife hates my collection of old snake skins.
So I have to keep them in the shed.
I need a collection of these
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
My private pun collection
A collection of the greatest
People ask why I have a collection of large scissors.
I tell them it is for the shear fun of it
What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.
It was a cents-less crime.
I can't believe my wife wanted me to get rid of my silt collection!
It's like she doesn't understand the sedimental value!
My son took his jar collection way too far
When I came home from work I thought the house was robbed because the door was ajar
My friend showed me his huge comic book collection...
You know, if you have seen one collection of retail outlets under one roof, you have seen a mall.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection
the judge says: "First offender" The woman replies: "No, first a Gibson, the a Fender"
A woman is on trial for beating up a unfaithful rockstar husband with his guitar collection
The judge asked her, “first offender”
“No,” she says “first a Gibson then a Fender
I will give you my entire Pixar collection
But I am never gonna give you Up
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection...
Except for the movie Up. He's never gonna give you Up.
Why should you never ask Rick Astley to borrow his Pixar collection?
Because he’s never gonna give you “Up.”
I am convinced that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
The judge asks, “First offender?” The wife replies, “No, first a Gibson, then a Fender.”
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except for one.
He’s never gonna give you Up.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asks her, "First offender?” She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"