Rick Astley has a massive movie collection and will let you borrow all but one
Heβs never going to give you up His movie collection
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︎ Mar 23 2021
I inherited my dad's collection of shallow flat receptacles with a raised edge, used for carrying, holding, or displaying articles.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Pokemon cards? Yeah i've got a small collection.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
My record collection includes Bruce Springsteen, John Cougar Mellencamp, and Tom Petty. Itβs almost a full Heartland Rock set...
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︎ Jan 18 2021
A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection
the judge says: "First offender" The woman replies: "No, first a Gibson, the a Fender"
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︎ Dec 16 2020
My son told me he wanted to start a change collection.
I told him that makes a lot of cents.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I need a collection of these
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Thereβs a saying in math that goes, βItβs as easy as solving a collection of symbols that jointly express a quantity.β
I though it was an odd expression
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︎ Sep 07 2020
People ask why I have a collection of large scissors.
I tell them it is for the shear fun of it
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︎ Jul 03 2020
A collection of the greatest
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︎ Mar 23 2020
What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
You know, if you have seen one collection of retail outlets under one roof, you have seen a mall.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
I was going to make a joke about a large collection of wild pigs...
But that'd just be a huge boar-fest.
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︎ Jan 17 2020
To start a record collection...
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︎ Oct 06 2019
The fisherman used all funds from fish sales to buy collections of audio recordings issued as a single item on CD...
He sold his sole for rock'n'roll.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Why does Melkor have a larger collection of black clothing than Sauron?
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︎ Jul 09 2019
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission
When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Did you hear about the collection of related network web resources identified with a common domain name that has nothing but quotes and their authors?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Even though my collection of shale, sandstone, limestone and coal isn't worth a whole lot...
it has a lot of sedimental value to me.
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︎ Aug 07 2019
I have a fine collection of candy canes.
They're in mint condition.
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︎ Mar 13 2019
Feeling a little low, I decided to peruse the local record shop for a new addition to my music collection.
Drifting down the alphabetised rock section, nothing really appealed to me from A-M. Disappointed, I moved around to the other side of the rack when suddenly I felt uplifted, content and at one with the universe.
I had reached Nirvana.
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︎ Jan 30 2019
My wife and I had an argument because I spent Β£1000 on a record collection.
Itβs my decision and itβs vinyl.
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︎ May 16 2019
I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
To celebrate our wedding, my wife and I opened a few bottles from my late grandfatherβs whiskey collection.
That way, he could be there in spirit.
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︎ May 22 2019
I bought my nephew a collection of hip-hop songs from Czechoslovakia.
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︎ Dec 20 2017
I have a collection of paintings, movies and songs at home, all about marshalls.
Basically, marshall arts.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
I started a website with a collection of jokes for kids, but it failed miserably.
It turns out no one wants to visit www.kidslaughter.com
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︎ Jul 01 2018
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︎ Dec 05 2018
A woman is on trial for beating up a unfaithful rockstar husband with his guitar collection
The judge asked her, βfirst offenderβ
βNo,β she says βfirst a Gibson then a Fender
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︎ Nov 17 2020
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Apr 24 2020
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
The judge asks, βFirst offender?β The wife replies, βNo, first a Gibson, then a Fender.β
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︎ Jan 21 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asksΒ her, "First offender?β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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︎ Aug 30 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, βFirst offender?
β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Oct 28 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, βFirst offender?
β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Nov 05 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, βFirst offender?
β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Nov 03 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Oct 07 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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︎ Oct 21 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, βFirst offender?
β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Oct 30 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, βFirst offender?
β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Nov 08 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
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︎ Dec 20 2017
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says "first offender?" She says,
No, first a Gibson, then a fender
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︎ Aug 05 2019
So a women is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. During her court hearing the judge asks, "First offender?"
The woman says, "No first a gibson, then a fender."
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︎ Aug 06 2015
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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︎ Nov 03 2016
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