My gf made me give away my collection of dead batteries
Pokemon cards? Yeah i've got a small collection.
A woman is on trial for beating up a unfaithful rockstar husband with his guitar collection
The judge asked her, “first offender”
“No,” she says “first a Gibson then a Fender
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
There’s a saying in math that goes, “It’s as easy as solving a collection of symbols that jointly express a quantity.”
I though it was an odd expression
I have a collection of urns to transfer my grandfather's ashes between them.
I figure he wouldn't want to be cooped up in one urn for long. While transferring his ashes, I broke his good urn. I am going to buy him another good urn. I guess its as the saying goes "one good urn deserves another".
I will give you my entire Pixar collection
But I am never gonna give you Up
I need a collection of these
What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
People ask why I have a collection of large scissors.
I tell them it is for the shear fun of it
My private pun collection
My son took his jar collection way too far
When I came home from work I thought the house was robbed because the door was ajar
I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.
It was a cents-less crime.
Why should you never ask Rick Astley to borrow his Pixar collection?
Because he’s never gonna give you “Up.”
I can't believe my wife wanted me to get rid of my silt collection!
It's like she doesn't understand the sedimental value!
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection...
Except for the movie Up. He's never gonna give you Up.
A collection of the greatest
Bad collection of puns
Remember, only come here for cringe, Because this is the ultimate Pun Collection.
- What does McDonalds say to the tray when it betrays them? "You traytor!"
- Does Spider Man live in an egg? Because i heard he lives in New Yolk.
- These puns aren't very eggciting.
- lettuce taco bout it?
- I will asalt you with puns!
- What if your problem involves telling a phone? JUST TELEPHONE ALREADY!
- What if Jake stands close to Johnny when talking? He Here's Johnny!
- Stop asalting my hard with your judging pursesonality!
- I'll play the Yandere Simulater later.
- You herd about that show? It's called Spongebob Swearpants.
- Why did you diss stew me? (kinda hard to get, but just say it out loud.)
- What does someone say sarcastically in the middle of an intense war that was caused by someone? TANKS TO YOU!
- What type of plane that loves bounce? Boeing!
- How many money did we owe? It said it on the letter right? I don't know, you should've reddit!
I'm sorry for the cringe...
My friend showed me his huge comic book collection...
Took me awhile, but I was finally able to get my hands in some Iranian money for my coin collection!
I'm rial-ly developing a respectable collection, lemme tell ya!
You know, if you have seen one collection of retail outlets under one roof, you have seen a mall.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
Did you hear about the pirate whose bird collection was too big?
Everyone kept telling him he needed to "pare it down"
Prince Charles was mistaken for a collection of orca paintings.
He is the prints of whales.
I’m close to completing my collection of captioned photos showing lions sleeping.....
A meme away. A meme away.
I was going to make a joke about a large collection of wild pigs...
But that'd just be a huge boar-fest.
My friend keeps his rare coin collection where it could easily be stolen.
I mean, he has no common cents.
Did you hear about the police detective with the secret clamp collection?
He had a vice vise vice.
It helped him put the squeeze on suspects.
The fisherman used all funds from fish sales to buy collections of audio recordings issued as a single item on CD...
He sold his sole for rock'n'roll.
To start a record collection...
My beekeeping brother stumbled upon my collection of honeybee legs, screaming "What the hell is this?"
I responded, "It's none of your bee's knees."
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
Ran into Rick Astley. He gave me his entire Pixar collection, except one of them.
He started dancing and said, "Never gonna give you 'Up'."
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except for one.
He’s never gonna give you Up.
I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I am convinced that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asks her, "First offender?” She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
The judge asks, “First offender?” The wife replies, “No, first a Gibson, then a Fender.”
I'm very suspicious that someone in my family has been secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...
Everyone denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns...
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!
Rick Astley will give you any movie from his Pixar collection
but he’s never gonna give you Up.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one.
He's never gonna give you Up
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
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