What genre of music appeals to most cheeses?

R’n’Brie

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My wife said she never saw the appeal of Russian nesting dolls...

...I told her "it's what's on the inside that counts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwlThinkAboutIt
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It makes sense that Minecraft appeals to kids.

I mean, they are Minors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PixelSticksZero
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You know I don't get the appeal of cross fit...

I much prefer relaxed fit.

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My buddy was trying to explain the appeal of invisible ink

...but I just don't see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
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I really don't understand the appeal of this popular new game everyone is talking about
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What's the appeal of round-tipped knitting needles?

They seem pointless.

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In June there was a Supreme Court ruling that overturned a Department of Agriculture policy in which raisins were seized from farmers in order to maintain high prices. An appeal case was suggested that would mandate compensation for farmers who forfeited their raisins

Clarence Thomas, in response, said an appeal would be "a fruitless exercise"

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My wife: This cake does not look appealing!

I grabbed banana and started to peel in front of the cake. How about now?

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My friend was confused when he saw me walking around with bananas on my feet.

I told him they were my slippers.

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The baby donkey market is not appealing to sellers

The baby donkey market is difficult to get into and takes a lot of work because it's a small-ass business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fat_Hydra
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Did you hear about the banana that was a prosecutor?

He won the conviction, but slipped up on appeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
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I like naked bananas

They are very appealing to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
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What did the flirty lemon say to the tangerine?

You're so appealing!

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My sunburn is not appealing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
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Why do bananas make such great lawyers?

Because they always make such strong appeals.

(Came up with this this morning while cutting my 6mo's frozen banana up and watching the news about the impeachment trials. I'm pretty proud of it, though I may be mixing up my legal terms)

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I’m really not big on fruit.

But I find bananas appealing.

I’m sorry =|

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Old Lawyers Don't Die

They just lose their appeal

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Why are Banannas so attractive

Because they are appealing

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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
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I really hate banana jokes

They just don’t appeal to me

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My sister doesn't find crab appealing

My sister was talking about sea food, how she tried crab but "didn't find it appealing."

I told her "if you're looking for appeal, you should try a banana."

She smiled while I laughed

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I asked a horse farmer why horses from Maine are so much more expensive.

Although more difficult to maintain, he said their manes are their main appeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedasvot
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What do you call shoes made from bananas?

Slippers

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My sister just got fired from the banana factory.

She didn’t appeal to the requirements

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samrf1202
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So I met a lady today who replaced one of her eyes with a banana.

As a set, they were oddly appealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atonyatlaw
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Bananas like to get undressed.

It's appealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnglishAlaskan
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Every time my son is eating a banana, I comment...

"Son, that looks appealing! Orange you glad you have a berry funny Dad like me? That's it, I'm plum out of jokes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterS42
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Man I hate grapes

Grapes suck man, I mean potatoes they're appealing ;) and can even grow back even after being smashed ;) out drunk, but grapes they just get drunk and wine and wine and wine ;), oh and corn, god who needs corn, they just party but pop off ;) for no reason, they say after its waters temper ;) but... well I guess water is not good either, they get angry and just boil ;) over... oh and I heard some news about tomatoes they had an affair with cherries ;), I heard that tomatoes wife is gonna get revenge by dewing grass ;), but I can only say one thing the plant party was wild last night.

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I came across an attractive man who was taking the skin off of an orange.

I guess you could say that I found him appealing.

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What if I was a banana

It would probably make me more appealing

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Why was the priest so popular?

Because he had Mass appeal.

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Every. Single. Grand Prix.

Dad: What's his name, Niki...?

Me: Lauda

Dad: WHAT'S HIS NAME, NIKI...?

Sometimes I'll say it first and this has been going on for about 20 years.

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rip jack
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My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one...

Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?

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[laywer joke] Worried about my court case, I forgot to use a coffee filter this morning!

After it brewed, the coffee had too many grounds to appeal...

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Feeling a little low, I decided to peruse the local record shop for a new addition to my music collection.

Drifting down the alphabetised rock section, nothing really appealed to me from A-M. Disappointed, I moved around to the other side of the rack when suddenly I felt uplifted, content and at one with the universe. I had reached Nirvana.

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Why do people eat potato skins?

Because you they're appealing .

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Why don’t blind people skydive?

It scares the crap out of their dogs

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My friend insists on saying jokes about bananas.

I don’t find it appealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Browners055
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i hate horses

man. i was just thinking bout how i really hate those things. they’re like oversized dogs with none of the appeal of an actual dog. reminds me of the time i hid a couple edibles at my cousin Cody’s stable and his horse ate all of them. later that day when he was out on his horse he was lecturing me about how horses at least have a functional purpose unlike my β€œuseless” shih tzu.

all i could say was β€œcody, get off your high horse”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepersFTW
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During a trial, the judge called me egotistical and conceited.

I am appealing.

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The thing about comparing apples to oranges is . . .

I find them both appealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsKilLikeMine
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I’m zesting a lemon for a recipe right now

It’s really appealing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightly_expired
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I've been told I have a Supreme Court figure.

No appeal

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A Little Pun on the Job

So I have a funny anecdote from work but my friends don't like puns as much as I do, so I'm hoping someone here will appreciate it. This happened last night.

My lead walked up to me to let me know a coworker wasn't there, he says, "Bill is dead and we killed him." I give him a blank stare because I didn't comprehend him immediately and he goes, "it was a reference to Nietzsche." (German philosopher known for "God is dead and we killed him.") "it was a Neitzsche joke." So I responded with "that's cool bud, but I believe it's pronounced 'niche'." He stutters for a moment, "no, it's- oh." I burst out into laughter and he walks away with a "fuck you". πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xanderismello
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Dad Joked the entire room

Sitting in the living room talking about the appeal of nascar with the family when my step mother said she liked the drag races more. Without missing a beat I popped off with: I've never understood the appeal of watching grown men in high heels running down the street.

It was the best part of my day to watch everyone in the room pause, turn slowly toward me and groan loudly

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I hope this doesn't fall β™­

So a C, an E-flat and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually, C, who had passed out under the bar the night before, begins to sober up and realizes in horror that he's un

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My dad always used this on me as a kid, and now I use is on my daughter.

I;d be talking to my dad and then something would pop into my head that he wouldn't know.

Me: Hey dad, do you know what? Dad: never met him. Me:...

As a kid I hated this joke (My dad thought he was the funniest guy around). As a dad myself, I see the appeal in it now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jcoswick
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My best friend has fallen in love with a banana

I don't see the appeal myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Makalash
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Diet programs can be very profitable.

They appeal to a very wide audience.

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In some countries they bury the dead with a bunch of bananas in hopes that a banana tree will grow.

I find it morbidly appealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LtMooch
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What do you call an onion that got what was coming to it?

Karma-lized!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoDave1111
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Why was the math teacher such a popular comedian?

He appealed to the lowest common denominator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timoteostewart
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My friend and his son were talking about whether the son was a banana.

Friend: I think you look like a banana.

Son: I'm not a banana!

Me: I don't know, kid. I think you have appeal.

Cue groans from the wives and high fives for the dads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rigamarolexq
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Thanksgiving Pun

My Aunt with half a plate left: I don't think I can eat anymore, this meat is just not appealing to me.

Me: Have a potato, it has a peal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stillbourne
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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I'm not sure why I like bananas

I just find them strangely appealing

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What kind of Banana is attracted to both men and women?

A Bi-nana 🍌

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A short story

John Deavensmit was not having a good time. After an incident involving a coffee spill, he'd been sued for $50 million, and somehow the jury had ruled against him. There was no way he could pay that much money; he'd go bankrupt.

Naturally, he filed for an appeal, but the winner of the case was already beginning to hound him for money, hoping to get at least something before the judgement was overturned. John was nearly at his wit's end before he found an unusual package in his mailbox.

It was from a couple of his friends, who all went on to law school when John left to create a startup. They'd all been very successful, and had gone on to be justices at various levels, from courts in a small county in Wisconsin all the way to the Supreme Court. When he opened it up, he was surprised to see an ink drawing of a thick wooden stick. It was signed by his friends, and accompanied by a note:

> Hey John, > > We're sorry to hear about your loss in court last month. We met up at a jud

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My niece picked up a stuffed animal recently.

It was a cat inside a banana peel. She kept going on and on about "It's so cute." I asked her "So you're telling me it has appeal?" I think a part of her died at that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alf-was-here
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Dadjoked while watching the news

Friday after work, just sitting down to dinner with my dad, the news is showing on the TV. A story comes on about body parts that were found in a river recently. The police are appealing to anyone who recognises a tattoo thats on the forearm close to the hand, to come forward and help the police with their investigation.

My dad turns to me with a huge grin on his face and says, "Well, I guess that's a pretty handy clue to have".

Nice work dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JanskiGG
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Whenever I buy bananas

I always choose the bunch that's most appealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurlythemonkey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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I met my wife when I got a job at a restaurant as a waiter.

She was the kitchen hand and I found her appealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wotmate
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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Of all fruits

The only one I really don't like is banana

I just don't find it appealing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrAtom1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

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Just got my girlfriend on the way to the store

She wants to go get some snacks for the week and this conversation happened:

Me: what did you wanna grab at the store? Her: I don't know, whatever seems appealing. Me: ok so some bananas or oranges?

Groans insued and I think her eyes rolled out of her head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cambrake3
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I'm planning on wearing a banana costume this Halloween.

I think it will be much more appealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psychii_
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[Accidental Dad Joke] My kids were complaining about how the oranges we bought smelled, so I smelled them.

I said, "They don't smell bad, just not very appealing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhere
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Got my 6 year old with this gold this morning

So my son wanted to have a banana this morning. My wife picked up a banana from the fruit bowl but she couldn't peel it as it wasn't ripe enough. So she put it back. My son asked me what had happened to the banana and I couldn't miss the opportunity, so I said:

Dad: "Son, the banana wasn't that a-peeling (appealing) this morning"

The groan from my wife, son and daughter was satisfying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boozylightbeer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2016
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Bananas

Did you hear about the beautiful banana lawsuit?

They lost, but they're appealing.

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Wife told me my forehead had peeling skin

My wife sits on my lap, looks at my face for a few seconds, then picks at my forehead and tells me I'm peeling.

wife: You're peeling.

me: a?

w: what? your forehead is peeling.

m: a?

w: 'a' what?

m: a?

w: huh?

m: just one spot?

w: well just one spot, but several flakes

m: so just one spot?

w: yeah

m: so, a?

w: ...

m: a?

w: what are you trying to tell me?

m: you find me appealing?

Wife gets up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdb3001
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Sexting. I'm proud of this one.

Wife: Haven't said anything so far

Me: Hard as a towel rack right now Yes I realize this is a Patton Oswald joke.

Wife: Lol...try to appeal to my senses

Me: Your senses look beautiful tonight

Wife: Really?

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What did the cucumber say to the banana?

You might not find this appealing but I'm in a pickle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicedatom
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Girlfriend just dropped this on me while we were making mashed potatoes

So while we were peeling the potatoes, I dropped some of the skin onto the floor. So instead of picking it up, I stick it onto her leg. She then says "Am I appealing????"

I am so proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steveeljefe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2014
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My friend's dad is a lawyer

He has a sign that hangs in his garage that says "Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bandz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2013
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Dadjoked by a legal opinion

From a trademark case filed by Zatarain's (the jambalaya guys) regarding competitor's "Chicken Fry" and "Fish Fry". Zatarain's lost at the district level and appealed.

"Battered, but not fried, Zatarain's appeals from the adverse judgment on several grounds."

I audibly groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meathappening
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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Dad is peeling potatos for Christmas Eve dinner..

..and none of the newer peelers are working for him, so he grabs the peeler he's had for years.

Dad: None of these peelers work as well as this one. There's a reason I buy and keep things like these.

Me: So you would say that one is most appealing to you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flintose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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So my boss got my coworker yesterday..

My boss was making us warm apple cider and one of my coworkers said that the cider was really good, and that the orange peels gave it a nice kick. My boss looks at me, then my coworker then says "I guess you can say is very appealing." We both gave a strained chuckle and continued on with work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheeExpert
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2014
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My experience growing up in a coke house...

When I was a child, I grew up in a coke house. I guess I can see the appeal in it. I tried it a few times and had a good time, but then one day a friend of mine introduced me to a new product. From that point on I knew I was a Pepsi guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bamhm182
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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Dad pick-up line: Do you have sunburn?

Because I think your face is appealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Graavy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2013
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Boyfriend dad joked me.

I'm sitting at the kitchen table browsing Reddit and my boyfriend holds up a banana like a gun so I put my hands up. He says in a serious tone, "I don't find you appealing".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiaBrkl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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Bananas are appealing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/closet_dad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Huge list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What c

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeaconOnAChairMC
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Why was the priest so popular?

Because he had Mass appeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Preston241
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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I saw the most beautiful banana today

It was appealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForeignFlash
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Why did everyone like the banana?

Because he was so appealing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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