A list of puns related to "Claim"
Jack and the beans talk!
But thatโs his story, and heโs sticking to it.
it would be a fully automatic machine pun.
I just donโt see it.
My unwillingness to listen, and, eh, some other thing.
I am worried she wonโt be able to pull it off.
He's full of bologna
Edit:spelling
I have had a Canon printer for years.
Iโm hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
Iโm not buying it.
I think that's a bit far fetched.
I said, โThatโs a sweeping generalization.โ
Guess Iโll have to carry on my wayward son.
(Not mine, saw on Facebook)
His name is Ian.
If one goes off it could spell disaster.
I think thatโs a bit far fetched.
She is a more-or-lesbian.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
They need to get their fax straight.
But they canโt do it without your con scent
At first the curse just brought him bad luck, causing vital equipment to break and provoking frequent but small injuries to him and his crew. Soon, however, the curse darkened and diggers the man had hired to help work his claim began to die in bizarre ways.
One was killed by an African scorpion that should never have made it to Alaska, let alone have survived the cold. A second drank a gallon of the mercury used to separate the gold from the ore. A third was found with a tree growing up through his body.
The man himself who owned the claim became more and more pale. His eyes became all white. His skin began to give off an overpowering smell of sulfur. He slept all day and at night he wandered the mountain above his claim, coming back each day looking more like a beast than a man.
The curse became so bad the last worker alive ran away to the nearest town to tell the authorities what was happening at the claim.
In an attempt to save the claim owner's life and lift the curse, a priest was brought in by dogsled to perform an exorcism on the man.
A sherriff from the town came with the priest as a bodyguard.
The exorcism was long, but apparently successful. Immediately the man's color returned, the sulfur smell disappeared, and he was able to sleep through the night for the first time in six months.
After the man awoke, the sherriff immediately arrested the man and brought him back to town with the priest. Standing in front of the judge, the sherriff was asked what charge the law had against the claim owner whose life had just been so dramatically turned around.
The sherriff looked at the man, then looked back at the judge and said in a slow and rumbling voice, "Possession as a miner."
... to be hip-hop-critical
He seems a bit shifty.
To be fair, she never told me she sold flowers in the first place.
Iโm really worried she wonโt be able to pull it off.
Jack and the beans talk.
Jack and the beans talk.
I just donโt see it.
I just donโt see it.
Jack and the beans talk.
I donโt think sheโll be able to pull it off.
Iโm nervous she wonโt be able to pull it off.
I donโt think she will be able to pull it off.
Iโm worried she wonโt be able to pull it off.
But thatโs his story, and heโs sticking to it.
I just don't see it myself
But that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Iโm not buying it.
Iโm nervous she wonโt be able to pull it off.
I'm not buying it
But thatโs his story, and heโs sticking to it.
Iโm not buying it.
Iโm not buying it.
But thatโs his story, and heโs sticking to it.
Thatโs his story, and he is sticking to it.
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