What do you call a snake that works for the government?
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What do you call it when you accidentally miss the exit for your camp ground?
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What do you call karate for amputees?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What do you call a crazy reason for robbing a train?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What do you call an Arby's cook who leaves to work for McDonald's?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What do you call a noodle you pay for sex?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What do you call a mobile home for mentally insane horses?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What do you call people that care for chickens?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What do you call an advertisement for the Catholic Church?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What do you call a ghost asking for the manager?
I donβt know what to call it!!!! It keeps s-Karen me!!!!
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?
PunGent
Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Friend - Hey man could you call for some flowers for me from online?
Me - Yeah sure bro I will cauliflowers.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What do you call a dog who digs for bones?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
This joke actually has two answers:
A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What do you call the British Empire for ants?
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My town throws a festival for the salmon spawn each year. This is what they call companies that contribute a significant amount of money.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What do you call a soothsayer in it for the money?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
What do you call the dinosaurs that arrest other dinosaurs for stealing?
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What do you a call a competition for computers?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Every morning when I am done getting my 2 year old ready for school I call her a Canadian potato chip.
Because sheβs all dressed.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What do you call a sea creature looking for something?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
My son was rejected from Indiana University. Feeling persistent, he asked me if he should call one of the advisors and plead for admission.
I told him beggars canβt be Hoosiers.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
What do you call a subreddit exclusively for the letter Q?
A Q-mmunity.
I see the exit door.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What do you call cocaine for your butt?
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︎ May 19 2020
What do you call a cow that falls for anything ?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
What do you call a country of male deer with no capacity for self-improvement?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What do you call someone who raises chickens for a living?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
How does Thor's mom call him for supper?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What do you call a fortune teller that provides his services for free?
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︎ Jun 22 2020
What do you call a pub thatβs famous for its murders?
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︎ Jul 05 2020
What do you call a dinosaur who you can rely on for synonyms?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What do you call when a chef steals a recipe for ravioli?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
If I ever made an epic company for milk and cheese, I'd call it legend-dairy.
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Kid calls dad whoβs an electrician since heβs running late for dinner
Dad picks up, kid asks βwhen do you think youβll be back for dinnerβ
Dad replies βIβll be ohm when I get ohmβ
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︎ Jun 21 2020
What do you call it when a woman trades sex for a tattoo?
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︎ May 02 2020
What do you call a clan for chickens?
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︎ May 26 2020
Iβm going to start a brand of rice wine and Iβll call it for fucks.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
What do you call karate for amputees?
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︎ Apr 29 2020
What do you call a man when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Me - Dad could you call for some flowers for me from online?
Dad - Yeah sure son I would cauliflowers.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
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What do you call karate for amputees?
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