What do you call a snake that works for the government?
What do you call it when you accidentally miss the exit for your camp ground?
What do you call karate for amputees?
What do you call a crazy reason for robbing a train?
What do you call an Arby's cook who leaves to work for McDonald's?
What do you call a noodle you pay for sex?
What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?
What do you call a mobile home for mentally insane horses?
What do you call people that care for chickens?
What do you call an advertisement for the Catholic Church?
What do you call a ghost asking for the manager?
I don’t know what to call it!!!! It keeps s-Karen me!!!!
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?
PunGent
Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.
Friend - Hey man could you call for some flowers for me from online?
Me - Yeah sure bro I will cauliflowers.
What do you call a dog who digs for bones?
What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
This joke actually has two answers:
A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)
What do you call the British Empire for ants?
My town throws a festival for the salmon spawn each year. This is what they call companies that contribute a significant amount of money.
What do you call a soothsayer in it for the money?
What do you call the dinosaurs that arrest other dinosaurs for stealing?
What do you a call a competition for computers?
Every morning when I am done getting my 2 year old ready for school I call her a Canadian potato chip.
Because she’s all dressed.
What do you call a sea creature looking for something?
My son was rejected from Indiana University. Feeling persistent, he asked me if he should call one of the advisors and plead for admission.
I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
What do you call a subreddit exclusively for the letter Q?
A Q-mmunity.
I see the exit door.
What do you call cocaine for your butt?
What do you call a cow that falls for anything ?
What do you call a country of male deer with no capacity for self-improvement?
What do you call someone who raises chickens for a living?
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years?
How does Thor's mom call him for supper?
What do you call a fortune teller that provides his services for free?
What do you call a pub that’s famous for its murders?
What do you call a dinosaur who you can rely on for synonyms?
What do you call when a chef steals a recipe for ravioli?
If I ever made an epic company for milk and cheese, I'd call it legend-dairy.
Kid calls dad who’s an electrician since he’s running late for dinner
Dad picks up, kid asks “when do you think you’ll be back for dinner”
Dad replies “I’ll be ohm when I get ohm”
What do you call it when a woman trades sex for a tattoo?
I’m going to start a brand of rice wine and I’ll call it for fucks.
What do you call karate for amputees?
What do you call a man when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play.
Me - Dad could you call for some flowers for me from online?
Dad - Yeah sure son I would cauliflowers.
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
What do you call karate for amputees?
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