What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A Civil Serpent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What do you call it when you accidentally miss the exit for your camp ground?

Past-tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathorcharcoal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do you call karate for amputees?

Partial Arts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saurabhn24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you call a crazy reason for robbing a train?

A loco motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call an Arby's cook who leaves to work for McDonald's?

An Arbitrator.

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What do you call a noodle you pay for sex?

A pastatute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bob0212
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

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What do you call a mobile home for mentally insane horses?

Unstable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LATROPSP
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call people that care for chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samstar123456789
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you call an advertisement for the Catholic Church?

Mass Marketing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McDudles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you call a ghost asking for the manager?

I don’t know what to call it!!!! It keeps s-Karen me!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brutalproduct
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?

PunGent

Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.

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Friend - Hey man could you call for some flowers for me from online?

Me - Yeah sure bro I will cauliflowers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pranavbrijwani
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?

This joke actually has two answers: A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crafty-Guy-715
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What do you call the British Empire for ants?

British Antpire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamapersonmf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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My town throws a festival for the salmon spawn each year. This is what they call companies that contribute a significant amount of money.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What do you call a soothsayer in it for the money?

A profit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call the dinosaurs that arrest other dinosaurs for stealing?

The triceracops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/copenhagen_bram
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you a call a competition for computers?

A ChampionChip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charmandernews
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Every morning when I am done getting my 2 year old ready for school I call her a Canadian potato chip.

Because she’s all dressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zman11588
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What do you call a sea creature looking for something?

A sea searchin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magic_feet_toss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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My son was rejected from Indiana University. Feeling persistent, he asked me if he should call one of the advisors and plead for admission.

I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What do you call a subreddit exclusively for the letter Q?

A Q-mmunity.

I see the exit door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharlieRanger-04
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What do you call cocaine for your butt?

Ass Crack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T1M3Tim
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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What do you call a cow that falls for anything ?

Gullibull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What do you call a country of male deer with no capacity for self-improvement?

Stagnation

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What do you call someone who raises chickens for a living?

A chicken tender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Relic180
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years?

Church

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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How does Thor's mom call him for supper?

O Din Son!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slacker604
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What do you call a fortune teller that provides his services for free?

A not-for-prophet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesabermaniac
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What do you call a pub that’s famous for its murders?

A crowbar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katonce
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who you can rely on for synonyms?

A thesaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t3mperance-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What do you call when a chef steals a recipe for ravioli?

A copy pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoav-bam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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If I ever made an epic company for milk and cheese, I'd call it legend-dairy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Influenz-B
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Kid calls dad who’s an electrician since he’s running late for dinner

Dad picks up, kid asks β€œwhen do you think you’ll be back for dinner”

Dad replies β€œI’ll be ohm when I get ohm”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsaustinjones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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What do you call it when a woman trades sex for a tattoo?

Tit-for-Tatt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malak77
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I’m going to start a brand of rice wine and I’ll call it for fucks.

Oh..... for fucks sake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Briccone1979
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What do you call karate for amputees?

Partial Arts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What do you call a man when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play.

Pungent.

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Me - Dad could you call for some flowers for me from online?

Dad - Yeah sure son I would cauliflowers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pranavbrijwani
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?

A barbecue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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What do you call karate for amputees?

Partial arts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandomenon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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