21 Hilarious Require Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Becoming a sushi chef requires a lot of physics.

How else will you learn fission.

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📅︎ Feb 15 2021

I'm planning to implement a new weight-loss method that will require people to wear winter gloves making it harder for them to eat.

I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".

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👤︎ u/jhnrmn

📅︎ Jan 25 2021

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What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?

Damascus

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand

📅︎ Feb 04 2021

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The password is password1. It requires letters AND numbers.

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👤︎ u/sk0503

📅︎ Jan 17 2021

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My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.

They're to prevent meltdowns.

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👤︎ u/Sodrohu

📅︎ Nov 20 2020

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Buying a box of Duraflame logs always requires a little thought...

I have to decide if I have $20 to burn.

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👤︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa

📅︎ Jan 18 2021

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Did you know cutlery scams require the most patience?

You've got to play the long prong

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👤︎ u/humanbeingahuman

📅︎ Dec 18 2020

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A King Fisher. More of a visual pun that requires knowledge on birds. Photoshopped myself

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👤︎ u/Deatln0t

📅︎ Aug 11 2020

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A good pun requires periodic timing

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👤︎ u/atastycooky

📅︎ Apr 03 2020

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My Vet said our puppy requires supervision at all times.

I told him that I would be happy to consider LASIK, but wondered how it would help us potty train him?

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👤︎ u/FlyinDanskMen

📅︎ Jul 27 2020

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Modern problems require modern solutions.

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👤︎ u/DarkKnight_Jedi

📅︎ Mar 21 2020

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Modern problems require Indian solutions

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👤︎ u/satire_scull

📅︎ Feb 11 2020

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ENTER A NEW PASSWORD “chicken” THE PASSWORD REQUIRES A CAPITAL!!!

“chickenkiev”

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👤︎ u/JackTMJones

📅︎ Nov 23 2019

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Why didn't the pro shop manager require another golfer to the trio looking for a tee time?

He didn't want to foursome.

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👤︎ u/nutbagger18

📅︎ Nov 19 2019

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Courtesy of Transport for Greater Manchester. May require minor football knowledge..

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👤︎ u/ArchipelagoMind

📅︎ Apr 09 2019

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The hardest choices require the strongest Wills

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👤︎ u/romantheperogi

📅︎ Jan 03 2019

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Being a teacher requires patience

I was at a restaurant with a friend and my girlfriend yesterday for an early dinner and we started discussing the difficulties of being a teacher. My friend then said "i just don't have the patience to be a teacher." I hesitated for a second, out of cowardice, but then replied with "teachers have students, not patients." There were lots of cringes. My girlfriend actually laughed and then said aloud that she hated herself for doing so. I think she's a keeper. :)

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👤︎ u/guitarza

📅︎ Apr 16 2015

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Why did the environmentally-friendly factory require that its workers start wearing suspenders to work?

They wanted to eliminate waist products.

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper

📅︎ Apr 24 2019

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Why did the baker require 16 oz of ingredients?

He was making a pound cake

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👤︎ u/kolshpa

📅︎ Apr 27 2019

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What do they require the wooden throne to be polished with?

Pledge, of Allegiance

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👤︎ u/2xj59ae

📅︎ Oct 08 2018

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Being a teacher requires a lot of patience to be successful. What other jobs do?

Doctors, Dentists, and really anyone in the medical field. More patients = more money

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👤︎ u/chrono116

📅︎ May 04 2018

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