Did you know you can change the breed of your poodle by teaching it to giggle on command?

It will change the breed of your dog into a snicker-doodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youtuatoot
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Why was the captain of the USS Roosevelt relieved of command?

The Navy hates leaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amart612
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We got a new dog at the weekend, he only obeys commands in Spanish....

He is Espanyol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clarknova77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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[OC] The Final, Most Essential Command
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADAlverde
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Did you hear about the Native American cook who rose up to become second in command at Bobby Flay's restaurants?

He was a Sioux chef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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My dog only listens to commands in Spanish.

He’s Espanyol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Calv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Which day of the year commands you to do something?

March Fourth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/necramencer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What do you call a robotic dog, that take commands through bluetooth?

Rott-wireless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snakegear50
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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It's true! The Clinton Administration's second in command DID invent the internet!

Look at any web page's source and you will see an Al Gore-ithm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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My dog only understands commands in Spanish..

He's Espanyol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cinnamontheo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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Why will button controlled remotes always be better than voice command?

It goes without saying.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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Today’s Command Day

March Fourth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthpool117
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Son: dad, what does it mean to be a man? Dad: It means to be the one that command! To be the one that take all the decisions at home.

One day I want to be a man like mom :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yubimarcano
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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My dog only responds to commands spoken in Spanish...

He’s Espanyol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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What is a Nazi's favorite keyboard command?

Alt+right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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I met a dog recently that could only understand commands in Spanish.

It was β€˜espanyol’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brit_100
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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I've always got on well with my dog. Problem is, she only responds to commands in Spanish.

She's Espanyol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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An Admiral looks up all the ships under his command in awe...

It's a fleeting moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mike91444
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2016
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My dad on Xbox one's voice command

My dad walked into the tv room as I was trying out the voice command (mind you, this was my christmas present).

I said "Dad check it out, this thing has pretty good voice command. It's can do just about anything"

Dad: "Anything? Xbox go shovel the driveway"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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