Did you know you can change the breed of your poodle by teaching it to giggle on command?
It will change the breed of your dog into a snicker-doodle.
Why was the captain of the USS Roosevelt relieved of command?
The Navy hates leaks.
We got a new dog at the weekend, he only obeys commands in Spanish....
He is Espanyol
Did you hear about the Native American cook who rose up to become second in command at Bobby Flay's restaurants?
He was a Sioux chef.
Which day of the year commands you to do something?
March Fourth
What do you call a robotic dog, that take commands through bluetooth?
Rott-wireless
It's true! The Clinton Administration's second in command DID invent the internet!
Look at any web page's source and you will see an Al Gore-ithm
Why will button controlled remotes always be better than voice command?
It goes without saying.
Son: dad, what does it mean to be a man? Dad: It means to be the one that command! To be the one that take all the decisions at home.
One day I want to be a man like mom :)
What is a Nazi's favorite keyboard command?
Alt+right.
I met a dog recently that could only understand commands in Spanish.
It was ‘espanyol’.
I've always got on well with my dog. Problem is, she only responds to commands in Spanish.
She's Espanyol.
An Admiral looks up all the ships under his command in awe...
It's a fleeting moment.
My dad on Xbox one's voice command
My dad walked into the tv room as I was trying out the voice command (mind you, this was my christmas present).
I said "Dad check it out, this thing has pretty good voice command. It's can do just about anything"
Dad: "Anything? Xbox go shovel the driveway"
My dog only listens to commands in Spanish.
He’s Espanyol
My dog only understands commands in Spanish..
He's Espanyol
My dog only responds to commands spoken in Spanish...
He’s Espanyol.
