How do you force Nintendo fans into a bus?

You PokΓ©mon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewormPL
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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Why can’t cows be affected by any strong force?

They’re immoovabull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnoyingAzathoth
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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An angry Air Force Registered Nurse is mad AF RN.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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It’s not that hard to get into the Naval Forces.

I mean, we were all semen at one point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iforgotmylogins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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What do you call a dark side Force user who can't fight?

A Sithy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-have-eaten-ass
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after the Force Awakens?

It was now Hans free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mojogoing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What is the elite division of space force called?

Spatial ops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colonel_Soldier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Gravity is one of the most essential forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flashblazer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Did you know that when Mr. Sampras was still playing tennis, they didn’t force him to use the word love? He could use the word β€œOh”

Oh, for Pete’s sake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boilerup4444
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Gravity is one the most fundamental forces in the universe, but when you remove it, you get gravy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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My friend once told me centrifugal force doesn't exist.

He was clearly out of the loop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OGgoob666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Everytime I do something I shouldn't do my dad force me to scroll through this subreddit

He calls it: "The Punishment"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suprxboi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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I've decided that when I become a dad, I'm not going to be the type who forces my kids to make their beds

I'll probably just buy them one from the store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jdabby32
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Police forces are deflating the stats of seized drugs during the drug war campaign.

Apparently, they didn't do the math but they did the meth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldomccoy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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"Help! There's a mysterous force pulling me into the floor!"

Wife: "Please get up off the floor and stop embarrassing yourself."

Dad: "Honey, do you not understand the gravity of this situation?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiamsNiecesSon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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A Force Field
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smartt88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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My friend said, "Centrifugal force? Never heard of it..."

"You must be out of the loop..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/profgarden
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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The greatest air force to ever exist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Air Force Two should have its name changed

To Spare Force One

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexthebeast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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My son was refusing to eat dinner, so I tried to force feed him.

My wife said, β€œUse the fricking spoon. You are not a Jedi.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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What kind of currency does the Space Force use?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrs_Shroom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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What city has the smallest police force?

Minneapolis

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What is it called when a group of US special forces go out for the night?

Seal clubbing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheViking289
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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The Air Force is the most patriotic arm of the US military.

Because they’re USAF.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shambud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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My wife got really mad at me earlier when I tried to force feed our young son...

"Just use a spoon!" she said. "You're not a Jedi!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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What car can use the Force?

Only a Jedi Mazda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draykonslayer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Our front door was locked, so I tried to force it open.

My wife said, β€œYou are not a Jedi, just use the goddamn key.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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It was really easy to get kicked out of the Japanese air force

They had a zero Tolerance policy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BIgbluetootoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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My university professor forces the students to buy his book at the beginning of the semester.

It’s textbook economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Did you hear about the Air Force going AWOL?

They went on an air strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bastionbarricade
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What kind of fruit do you serve to the couple whose family forces them to have a big wedding?

Can’t elope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coneskater
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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The Singapore Police Force imgur.com/74ANYa6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/omnomboom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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What do you call a rapper that shuts doors with a lot of force?

Slaminem

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

They shake hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/broodjebushalte
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Kia Motors have joined forces to produce a kit set electric car in sweden...

... they are calling it the iKia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NZOC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Little known fact: The original name for Jedi was "Force Kin"

I wonder why it was rolled back?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oafah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.

I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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You can't force a meme...

...unless it is a starwars meme. They are always a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPaladin1176
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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What’s a cookie’s standard unit for force?

A Fig Newton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Totoro10101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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How do you organize a space force?

You planet.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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They might die of blunt force trauma.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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What do you call a depot where the armed forces store their camouflage?

A wherehouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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A Whale's driving force is 100 percent concentrated power of krill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycatatemyphone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Remember R/dadjokes : One should never force dadjokes

they should come dadturally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dragen513
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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The United States Air Force is more than American...

It's USAF.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaxis2113
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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If you expect me to force you to stay on top of a ladder you’ll always be disappointed

I’ll let you down every time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/survivalking4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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What do you call the force of by a piano player applied over a distance?

A Joel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theemptyqueue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Since it's called the dark side of the force...

Wouldn't it make more sense if the Sith called their weapons Darthsabers?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AssassinJ2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Who is the healthiest person in the Armed Forces?

General Well-being.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Why does America need a hair force?

Lice-is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siegheilpaul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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No one should be surprised that President Trump wants to make a Space Force

He's told us all along that he wants to protect the U.S from illegal aliens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZebCarter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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may the force be with you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/damonAhAhAaaaaah
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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So, at the dinner table someone asked why we need a space force.

My son just grinned and said to stop the illegal aliens.

I have never been so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Flight control, this is Hair Force One
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sailerryan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation…

I can’t put it down.

-Darth Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragon4life3404
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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Do ISIS fighters on the front lines head back to a mess tent for their dinner like other military forces?

... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batshit_Betty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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What do you call a Russian special forces soldier with a low IQ?

Spetspaz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simon559
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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When I was a baby, my dad used to try to force feed me every morning.

My mom used to say β€œUse the fricking spoon! You aren’t a Jedi.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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Air Force dad joke: Why did the E-4 with a line number go to the hospital?

Staff Infection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgrubbnasty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Two men worked on the same police force.

One was named Michael White and the other Kevin Wong. Together, they formed a good-cop-bad-cop team known as White and Wong.

When White was killed in the line of duty, Wong's brother joined the force, but it was never quite the same. After all, two Wongs don't make a White.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor_Oceanblue
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I've been trying to force open my car door to get my drab, light-brown shorts for the past hour now...

...I left my khakis on the front seat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManxLynx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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No! You can't force me to shave my forearms!

I have a right to bear arms!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordOfSun55
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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Did you hear about the small asian country that started their own Air Force?

They were Thai Fighters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatlonelygui
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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When I enlist in the Space Forceℒ️ the first thing they’re gonna do is send me to

Spacic Training

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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I've heard that joining the air force is a breeze.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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My friend is trying to sum up his views to me while force-feeding me macadamias

I think he wants to give me his opinion in a nut's hell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoTomArrow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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I asked my buddy who was in the Air Force to buy me a Microsoft tablet today...

So I could thank him for his Surface.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nongshim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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What do you call the study of food-based market forces?

Econom-nom-nomics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moronicuniform
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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I tried force feeding my son this morning…

"Feed him properly Dave." Said my wife, "You're not a Jedi!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2017
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Did you hear about the hurricane that lost its force?

It was disgusted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HailAtlantis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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Why are they called the armed forces?

Because it's hard to fight a war with just your legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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What did they say to force the city's leader to take a vacation?

This mayor may not work...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrsmitchell727
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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Why do the Norwegian Armed Forces have bar-codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they get back home, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelsopp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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What is a drag force's favourite film?

Pulp Friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkification
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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Playing trivial pursuit brought the dad jokes out in full force.

My wife got the question: "Which city is NOT located in Egypt - Cairo, Dakar, Rosetta?"

Wife: "Where is Dakar?"

Dad: "In the garage."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirGav1n
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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The force is strong with this one...

I have a four year old daughter and a two year old son. My daughter often complains (usually not too long after eating dinner) that she's hungry so lately I've been getting her with the staple "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" line. Just today on our way back from the gym she complains that she's hungry again to which my son replies "Hi Hungwee!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bits_and_notes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2014
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What law forces a married couple to stay together?

a mother-in-law ugh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hutimuti
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2016
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Hillary doesn't want to put the ground forces in Syria

she believes it would be a syri-us mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Gutsy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2016
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The force is strong in this one

Dad in Darth Vader voice: I am your father! Son replies:"I know dad, you're not funny..." Dad:"Just kidding."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeRandomPidgeon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2016
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The Force Awakens in 10 days...

'Bout time. It's been sleeping all year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/businessmantis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2015
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What is the minimal force required to defend a graveyard?

A skeleton crew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaohRihze
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2015
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While enlisting in the Air Force...

I had to undergo x-rays of my back to screen for scoliosis and lordosis. When I told my dad I had to take back x-rays, he replied: "They just want to make sure you're not spineless."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bowlscreen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2014
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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