What did german air force members eat for breakfast?

Luftwaffles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Cupcake
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A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...

I should have known they'd dyne and dash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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The aliens returned with a butter force.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0NW0N
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bjlind718
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I was thinking of joining the space force until I heard about the ridiculous physical requirements!

Turns out I'm a little short for a stormtrooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yarron_Dragoste
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The bully tried to force me to give up my lunch

so I gave him a knuckle sandwich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwele_music
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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What do you call identical twins that join the police force?

Copies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OlafThePeach
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I failed a recent test on the forces of the earth.

Apparently I didn’t understand the gravity of the situation I was in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CH4RL130H
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brutalproduct
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I tried to join the psychic police force

But I failed the vision test

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I believe in a cosmic force...

I am especially attracted by gravity, it keeps me grounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/staalmannen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?

They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenRedittor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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May the sales force be with you.

Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?

A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!

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My friend joined a cult who believe that we’ll all turn to water and be evaporated into a bigger life force...

I said... you’ll be mist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Duct tape is like the Force.

It has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BethJ2018
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Whats the most important thing to be when living in Asgard with a corrupt police force?

Gotta be Low key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llMezzll
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluejeanspiano
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?

Reese’s Pieces

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firepower98
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Historically, the Scottish fought off a British Invasion force 20x as big as their own

The British were simply out-plaid

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Why do Air Force pilots salute differently?

Because they’re above us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyMo1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Obi wan and Anakin meet at a force ghost party.

Obi wan: Okay Anakin, answer this. Imagine, I am on a planet, very far away from yours. And I was out of range of all forms of communication.

Anakin: Okay...and?

Obi wan: And there was an urgent message, that you had to send me. How would you send it, when no messaging service would get to me?

Anakin: Simple. I would send it with sand. It gets everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clone_Writer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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How do you force Nintendo fans into a bus?

You PokΓ©mon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewormPL
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force

I guess that makes him a ForceKin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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An angry Air Force Registered Nurse is mad AF RN.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after the Force Awakens?

It was now Hans free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mojogoing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Why can’t cows be affected by any strong force?

They’re immoovabull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnoyingAzathoth
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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To make extra money, my professor forces all the students to buy his book at the beginning of the term.

It’s textbook Economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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"Help! There's a mysterous force pulling me into the floor!"

Wife: "Please get up off the floor and stop embarrassing yourself."

Dad: "Honey, do you not understand the gravity of this situation?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiamsNiecesSon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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If Apple ever created a police force....

Would it be called the Apple Corps?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeeGhastly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What do you call it when Apple forces children in China to work for minimum wage?

iMoral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zak-Ive-Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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My friend once told me centrifugal force doesn't exist.

He was clearly out of the loop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OGgoob666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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My wife got really mad at me earlier when I tried to force feed our young son...

"Just use a spoon!" she said. "You're not a Jedi!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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It’s not that hard to get into the Naval Forces.

I mean, we were all semen at one point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iforgotmylogins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What is the elite division of space force called?

Spatial ops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colonel_Soldier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What kind of currency does the Space Force use?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrs_Shroom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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What do you call a dark side Force user who can't fight?

A Sithy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-have-eaten-ass
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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A Force Field
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smartt88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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The greatest air force to ever exist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Everytime I do something I shouldn't do my dad force me to scroll through this subreddit

He calls it: "The Punishment"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suprxboi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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The Singapore Police Force imgur.com/74ANYa6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/omnomboom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe

but if you remove it, you get gravy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...

You still have Gravy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluejeanspiano
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Gravity is one of the most essential forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?

Gravy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flashblazer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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