Dad: "Did you know that the people who live in this town aren't allowed to be buried in that cemetery?"
Me: "Oh, why?"
Dad: "Cuz they're still alive."
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
A Chevy Impaler.
I told them that I would shift as best I could...
Yeah, that's a LIE. Sometimes I even have a hard time getting up afterwards.
They needed a “tuna-p”
“For I did not speak of my own Accord.” John 12:49
There was too much traffic.
First Window staffer, who takes the payment: "Hi, it's $7.30 (said like 'seven-thirty')
My Father: "No it's not, it's only 1 o' clock"
and turns into a field.
But slowly, I got over it.
...right in front of a house where there’s a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. There’s a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.
Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldn’t mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesn’t budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.
A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy he’s ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.
With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right up. The man drives off, waving behind him and yelling a quick, “Thank you.”
As he catches sight of the party fading into the distance, he says to himself...
“Thank goodness for the delivery because that punch line sure is weak.”
Looks like it was a Christler
They can't read
Just look at that escargo.
I think he's really going places
How do you drive a baby buggy?
You tickle it's feet! :D
But it's a real game changer.
Ur a bus.
They say it contains a huge spoiler.
I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. 😟
We were diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome
Yep, pretty ridiculous. 😄
You know the drill
A spores car!
He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."