...it's a parking little
I have it all thawed out.
I don’t understand, it’s his own stupid asphalt.
It really hit close to home.
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
He approached me after I had parked in my driveway and asked if I knew why he was writing me a ticket.
I told him I had no idea what I had done wrong.
He said that he followed me for my entire commute and not once did I get in an accident. He fined me for wreck-less driving.
He said there was a great sail
I said "Hey pal, I got news for you, too!".
He said, "Dad, can't you just use a shovel?"
"I loview!"
"I'm getting to the root of the problem!" He says.
"I'm gonna get the mail. There might be some femail in there too"
I don't know why he would do that. He's definitely going to need it still.
She was talking about how she needed the measurements of the driveway so that she would know how much gravel she needed.
She turns towards me and asks me in the middle of her ramblings "How many feet are in a yard?"
Without missing a beat I reply "Two if you're standing in it."
(not before tee hee 😂)"
Actual email from my dad from last weekend, including emoji.
On the way down, I passed my Dad, who was staring at the tires and frowning. I said "What's wrong?"
He replied, "Your tires are black."
"Shit, did I get sealant on them?"
"No," he replied, "They're just black."
My mom had a few people gather at our house before her friends surprise party and my car was at the top of the driveway. I was about to go out so I asked my dad, "Is there anyone behind me?".... Dad: "I dunno turn around." Sigh
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
