I can’t help but find myself in the HOV lane while going the the underpass...

I must have carpool-tunnels syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coldrainandsnow13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Just witnessed a septic cleaning truck use the left lane for a right turn, using no signal, and then proceeded to drive 10 miles under the speed limit...

Turns out he was a shit driver..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluecaddy5000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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So my dad and I are in the car heading home and he goes into the left lane instead of the middle one

Me: confused that we aren't heading home Where are we going?

Dad: keeps staring straight ahead with a blank face Left....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5ireball
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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I saw a sign while driving. It said: Bus lane is in operation.

Hopefully it comes out alive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I just crashed my car in a lane between two houses -- one owned by Mr. and Mrs. Ball, and one owned by Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Thank god I was dragged out by the Smiths.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Dad : With you in the car I can take the ’HIV lane’

Me: Yea dad really aids us in our endeavor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keatonsteuben
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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"I'm going to move into the outside lane," said my wife, while driving on the motorway.

I said, "Technically, they're all outside lanes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Why is the road afraid of the bike lane?

Because it's a cyclepath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FYF69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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When I'm driving through tunnels, I don't like using the carpool lane...

I'm afraid of carpool tunnel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salbabida_Boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Guy in front of me was driving in both his lane and mine

My dad said he must have gone to Tulane university

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGross1130
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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So I'm playing DotA when four enemies go into the mid lane and my teammate calls out "four mid"

I replied "Yeah, they're looking pretty fourmidable."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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My wife and I saw a guy riding down the road with a skeleton in the car. She joked it was so he could use the HOV lane...

I said that can't be right because he still doesn't have any body with him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaRoc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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Driving down the highway, I saw a sign that said "Uneven Lanes"

I told my wife "That sign must be wrong. There are still 4 lanes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stubob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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Every road is Memory Lane...

...if you turn around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corac42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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When I'm checking out customers who bring french bread through my lane...

"Ma'am, do you want this in your cart, or do you want us to baguette?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecambanks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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Riding in the car with my friend. Since I'm navigating, she asks me if she's in the right lane.

Me: "No, you're in the left lane." Her: side eye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-kant_even
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2015
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A sign on the road: UNEVEN LANES

I comment to my wife: that's odd.

Wife: (groan)

Me: at least it's accurate, there are three lanes.

Wife: please stop.

Me: right now I can't. It's dangerous with these odd lanes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zbignich
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2015
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Driving through a construction zone and dad says "looks like we'll be driving in the wrong lane up ahead," after passing a "right lane closed ahead" sign.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/K_Fred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2014
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Driving next to a carpool lane with my dad as passenger.

"You know, if they cover the carpool lane it would be a carpool tunnel."

Thanks dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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Driving in the carpool lane kind of makes my wrists sore...

I think I'm getting carpel tunnel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slumber42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2013
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