I must have carpool-tunnels syndrome
Turns out he was a shit driver..
Me: confused that we aren't heading home Where are we going?
Dad: keeps staring straight ahead with a blank face Left....
Hopefully it comes out alive.
Thank god I was dragged out by the Smiths.
Me: Yea dad really aids us in our endeavor
I said, "Technically, they're all outside lanes."
Because it's a cyclepath.
I'm afraid of carpool tunnel
My dad said he must have gone to Tulane university
I replied "Yeah, they're looking pretty fourmidable."
I said that can't be right because he still doesn't have any body with him.
I told my wife "That sign must be wrong. There are still 4 lanes."
"Ma'am, do you want this in your cart, or do you want us to baguette?"
Me: "No, you're in the left lane." Her: side eye
I comment to my wife: that's odd.
Me: at least it's accurate, there are three lanes.
Wife: please stop.
Me: right now I can't. It's dangerous with these odd lanes.
"You know, if they cover the carpool lane it would be a carpool tunnel."