whoops wrong sub
I hope you’re not in a Uri.
I call it mail pattern baldness
It really threw me for a loop.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
There’s no left turns so it’s alright alright alright.
He re - cycled
At least that’s the word on the street.
I guess it depends which way you go.
I told her it was border line abuse.
He then explained "to Damme with faint praise"
Dad: where is it taking us?
Me: [destination]
Dad: no, I meant how is it going to guide us there?
Me: on the roads
I thought that was pretty radical.
it’s obviously a longer plane ride.
I yelled, "No mom! I'm so sick of your gelt trips!"
It's never fun learning the error of your Waze.
...my dad says as we pass the exit sign for Shorter, AL.
I guess they're taking me for a ride
http://i.imgur.com/M0R9tHo.jpg
Dad: At least we dont have to take the battery tunnel to get to school. Me: Why? Dad: Because then we'd have carpool tunnel syndrome.
