Why did the road get renamed "Hipster Avenue?"
Because it was too main Street.
The invention of the alley really opened up new avenues. Too bad they were too narrow
Driving down Chestnut Avenue.....
Chestnut? I'm more of a leg man, myself.
Where do British police officers live?
999 Letsby Avenue!
The Queen just knighted the first cow in history.
He is Sirloin.
How to address stupidity:
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500
My Dad & Uncle (Also a Father) Reminiscing..
Dad: Remember Henry (last name) who lived on Gordon Avenue?
Uncle: You mean Gordon (last name) who lived on Henry Avenue?
I'm being conditioned.. I'm the only one that laughed..
