The one stamped Idaho!
Apparently it was littering.
God, my life is a joke.
Because it got stuck in a crack.
But when I got home all the signs were there
He was stapled to the chicken.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
A length of freeway walked into a bar, and yelled out "I'm the meanest bit of road west of the Pesos, nobody wanna mess with me!"
Then some duplicated overpass walked into the bar. "Anybody think they're tough enough to take on this piece of transit infrastructure? Well, are ya?"
Finally a stretch of dual carriageway walked into the bar. "This bad boy is badder than all you weaklings, whaddya gonna do about it!"
As they were all glaring at each other in a Mexican standoff, some bicycle laneway walked into the bar, threw a chair out of the way and kicked over a table. "I'm the roughest, toughest, meanest, baddest piece of asphalt there is! You're all soft snowflakes! Ain't anyone who has the guts to take me on!"
The first three roadways all immediately turned to the bar and started meekly sipping their drinks, trying to look inconspicuous. The bartender asked them "What's the matter, are you going to let him get away with that? Why don't you stand up to him?"
"We aren't going to mess with him", they replied, "He's a real cycle path".
To get to the other pride
Put a fork in it
Because you wear the wrong sock this morning
Well that’s bazaar, I thought.
But when i got home all the signs were there.
Because their were too many millionaires on the other side.
Because he couldn't straighten the road...
To see his flat mate
I butted in and said don’t do that it’ll hurt.
He’s afraid to get across
One was assaulted.
You are what you eat
but there are already nuance on the way.
To say “hello” from the other side.
He wanted to go on another sidewalk.
To see his flat mate.
To get to the other sigh
It's your own asphalt
It's your own asphalt
The chicken hadn't evolved yet.
To prove to the squirrel it can be done
to get to the other side シ︎
“Sorry, mister,” he said. “I’m up to my ears in work.”
To get hit by a car. I bet you didn’t see that one coming!
They charged her with littering!
Dad...nowhere son, it stays right here.
He chickened out.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Otter side.
Because dogs were chasing it.
My wife: none taken
I have no idea when they’re going to resurface.
I had to ask him, what's the word on the street.
I turn to her and say “I bet he don’t have the guts to do that again”
Edit: holy shit y’all this blew up. Thank you master dads. I feel worthy
I don’t know, but the road was fuming!
He was carrying a 19th century French masterpiece under his arm and a cage with 2 baby birds in his hand.
I asked how much they were and he said, "I got my Monet for nothing and the Chicks for free".
My life is a joke.