Parkway Puns

A list of puns related to "Parkway"

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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👤︎ u/TheAccountofBrian
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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Since we park on the driveway, drive on the parkway, and pay tolls on the freeway, doesn't it seem a bit risky to shop at Safeway?
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👤︎ u/onejdc
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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Put it back please

Happened 15years ago.
I was giving direction to a friend to our appartment when i said:
"Take route 7 to cascade parkway"
"Take the second exit to parkway north and dont forget to put it back"
Her: "what?"
Me: "yes put it back so someone else can take it"

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👤︎ u/fflipski
📅︎ Oct 30 2015
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