Nothing, it's on the house.
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."
Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"
"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favorite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999, my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12 years old and it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden."
The man can't believe it.
"I saw them play Cleveland in '99! First concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each others' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavillion!"
Naturally, they're both shocked.
"If that isn't weird enough..." says the... keep reading on reddit ➡
But who could rock a rhyme like this?
Nothing! It’s on the house!
I guess they were critter-sizing me
It got mistletowed.
Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, I’m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?
They didn’t like my critter sizing.
They get toad.
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Then it hit me.
I wanna commit suislide
The view was not worth the trip.
A Ferrous Wheel! :D
They both know that in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
He must’ve been knackered, even his mum couldn’t wake him up
...but I occidentally parked on the west
And I heard a bunch of yelling and grunting near the tennis court. I went over there and asked
"What's with all the racket?"
and then it hit me
They said I was too critter-sizing
But i got caught and they wouldnt let it slide
The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".
“You’ll be fined.”
It's Winter in a Walken Wonderland.
And then it hit me! I didn't see that one coming
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
It's called Xi Jum'ping.
Suddenly, the wife pointed out that it was snowing. The husband shook his head and exclaimed that it was just raining. After disagreeing for quite some time, they decided to ask their communist friend, Rudolph. He also exclaimed that it was raining. The husband then said to his wife,
“See, Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.”
Wrong on so many levels.
It's called artificial scare-city
There's a spaceman .............
Then it hit me.
To get to the other slide
He woke up like 5 minutes later tho
Yes. It's a ferrous wheel
Nothing. It’s on the house!
Nothing, it’s on the house
Nothing, it’s on the house!
Nothing, it’s on the house.
Nothing. It’s on the house.
nothing, its on the house
They didn’t like me critter sizing.
A Ferrous Wheel.