I had to give a presentation on playgrounds...
There were lots of slides.
When we arrived at the playground, I realised my son secretly brought the cat with him. I was about to be angry at him...
...but then I decided to let it slide.
From my 10 yr old. "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE PLAYGROUND?"
To get to the other slide
What did the man say to the judge after running over chickens at a playground?
“In my defense, Your Honor, there were no signs of fowl play”
The vote for better slides on school playgrounds is on the ballot this year.
Unfortunately, I live in a swing state.
I thought going to a playground for a date was a good idea...
Turns out it was a swing and a miss.
What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?
"It was a wok in the park."
Do you know what is used to provide vision at night at school playgrounds?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the sand bok bok boks
What do you say when you see / had seen a pirate version of saw holding a frozen buzzsaw on a piece of playground equipment?
I see/saw sea saw on a seesaw, with an icy saw
My eggs went to the playground without my permission today.
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.
Prisoner tunnels out of jail and emerges in a school playground shouting “I’m free”!
Little girl walks up and shouts “I’m four!”
My toddler was about to hit his head on a bar at the playground, so I told him to duck.
He quacked at me then hit his head on the bar.
Why did the four-legged semiaquatic carnivorous mammal cross the playground?
To get to the otter slide.
I was supposed to build a playground for my little brother, but I accidentally broke it.
My dad said he'll let this slide for now.
What do you call an adult man playing on a playground in his suit?
Two kids were on the playground, about to get in a fight. One drew a line in the sand and told the other, “If you cross this line, I’ll punch you in the face.”
They’re building a park down the street from me that’s supposed to be done soon but they don’t have any playground equipment, trees, nothing.
They have a lot on their hands.
What kind of witches like playgrounds?
I got in a fight at the park with a guy who was hogging the playground equipment.
Spiders are a playground for dads
My dad and I were on a hike when I knocked down part of a spiderweb.
My dad: Uh oh, you just knocked out their entertainment room!
Me: what kind of cable do they have?
My dad: they don't have cable, they just stream it from the web
What game do accountants play on the playground when they were kids?
Deduct, deduct, degooset.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the child cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the little kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
Why did the human child cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the hedghog cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the boy cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
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