Nish Inquisition.
It was a ripoff.
So much cheaper than burying her in the cemetery.
A lot of them didn’t get the massage.
They relax in the Yakuzzi.
I have to say that the difference in my skincare regimen is incredible, now that it's ex-foley aided!
A may-ssage
He said: "I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this massage."
Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.
He likes a lot of spas
A spa-ghetto
So his son plays baseball and his mitt was in rough condition. They make these little boxes for baseball mitts that put out heat, humidity, and massage the mitt slightly to keep it in good condition. They're pretty small and can fit on a kitchen counter top. It's best to keep them near the sink to refill the water reservoir when it gets low. It's helpful if it's like right above the sink. My friend had put his on the bar behind the sink.
It was seriously the nicest bar mitt spa I had ever seen!
The Spa Ghetti
You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic
Apparently the spa he went to had been under investigation for a year and he just happened to go there but was arrested before he could finish. I guess his lawyers will have to...get him off.
http://imgur.com/tSpaVNE
I'm a massage therapist in a spa. While working with a client, she mentioned she plays violin, works out regularly, and runs a successful business. Then:
Client: "I also like to do a lot of gardening."
Me: "Seems like you've got your hands in quite a few pots!"
She agreed then continued about how she enjoyed gardening. She finished speaking, then after 5 minutes of silence she yells, "HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I just got your joke about the pots!"
Best response to a dadjoke I've ever gotten.
The Spa-Ghetto
Full-contact spa-rring.
