18 Hilarious Sauna Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call two people arguing in a sauna?

A heated debate

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👤︎ u/VileTouch

📅︎ Aug 17 2020

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What do you call a psychiatrist in a sauna?

heatshrink

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👤︎ u/octalgon

📅︎ Sep 07 2020

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What do you get when you put a bodybuilder in a sauna?... Steamed mussels!

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👤︎ u/rob85048

📅︎ Jul 24 2020

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Don’t speak to me when we’re inside the sauna.

I’m steamed up

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👤︎ u/AJSaporno

📅︎ Aug 22 2020

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When I want a sauna I must have the whole thing to myself.

I have selfish steam issues.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ May 16 2020

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What do you get if you put a dog in a sauna?

A hotdog

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👤︎ u/Tortol9

📅︎ May 08 2020

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Why did the train go to the sauna?

To blow off some steam 🙅‍♂️🚂

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👤︎ u/Burnyhotmemes

📅︎ Jun 14 2019

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Who takes care of saunas?

Humid Resources

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👤︎ u/Vernal59

📅︎ May 30 2019

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If Jon Snow enters a sauna how quickly does he become Jon Water?

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Jan 19 2019

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Saunas used to be the place where men talked business.

There were heated discussions.

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👤︎ u/thisboishere

📅︎ Apr 23 2019

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My girlfriend refuses to use the sauna alone.

Self-steam issues.

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👤︎ u/BcbornLeo

📅︎ Feb 07 2019

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I asked Dad about his first date with mom, he said he took her to a sauna. Why?

He wanted it to be a hot date.

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👤︎ u/iiWizrius

📅︎ Jul 30 2019

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What do you call someone driving through a sauna?

A steam roller

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👤︎ u/Soap_Mactavish_141

📅︎ Oct 26 2018

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I've been dealing with confidence issues, so I bought a sauna.

It's so I can give my self a steam.

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👤︎ u/mkaic

📅︎ Jan 18 2018

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When you're a in the sauna enjoying your solitude when Ashton Kutcher walks in...

You just got steam plunked.

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👤︎ u/OhNoreallyReddit

📅︎ Jan 21 2018

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It's like a sauna in here...

https://media.giphy.com/media/2U56UcEcG7nQA/giphy.gif

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👤︎ u/bigtuna7O

📅︎ Feb 12 2016

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So I took my dad to a sauna...

Me: So why did you want to come here in the first place?

Dad: I wanted to let off some steam.

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👤︎ u/Sufficientrobotics

📅︎ Feb 24 2014

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Father's Day here in Australia and my grandad asked if my little brother was cold.

Go and stand over in the corner if you're cold, it's ninety degrees over there.

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👤︎ u/Bennybyrnes

📅︎ Sep 06 2015

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