I was just reading an article that said that skydiving is actually one of the safest extreme sports.
Apparently, if your parachute fails, you have your whole life to fix it.
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What is Benedict Arnoldβs favorite sports drink?
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︎ Jun 05 2021
Rowing is a rigger-ous sport
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︎ Apr 06 2021
As a huge sports statistics geek, I tend to store all my documents related to high school and collegiate athletes up high.
That way, I can keep a low pro file.
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︎ May 21 2021
What's the difference between a dishwasher in a sports BBQ and a blue whale?
One cleans the grill, the other gleans the krill.
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︎ May 16 2021
Why did the doula buy a sports car?
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︎ May 15 2021
Why did the athlete raise the bar in their sport?
They were tired of hitting their head
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︎ May 12 2021
I asked a golf fan and a race fan what there favorite thing was about the sport?
They both said they like to watch people drive
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Back in my day, high school sports athletic conferences wouldnβt let you participate if you didnβt keep at least a 2.0 grade point average. It seems times have drastically changed...
I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Lynn's nurse at the vaccination centre recently qualified for a sport in the Tokyo Olympics. What sport is it?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
A School Runs A Sports Carnival
"I'm going to have a field day with this" proclaims a student.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Whats an insects favourite sport?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What's Pinocchio's favourite national sport?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
I'm a novice sports player.
I'm also very unprofessional.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
More women should officiate sports.
They are so good at pointing out everything men do wrong already.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
What is a whale's favorite sport?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Whatβs an evil handβs favourite sport?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Baseball has to be the most nostalgic sport
Cause no matter if they are right or left handed batters, they always hit close to home.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
Itβs a real game changer
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Why were sports stadiums so much cooler pre-COVID?
Because there were so many more fans.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Why can't skeletons play competitive sports?
They don't have any skin in the game.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled
Too bad itβs Payperview
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︎ Nov 18 2020
My neighbor drones on and on about his notoriously unreliable Swedish sports car...
It seems like a great big Saab story to me.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What sport do villains play the most?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Whatβs a Christmas presentβs favorite sport?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that Iβm an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.
Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...
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︎ Nov 01 2020
If cardboard had a favorite sport, what would it be?
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︎ Aug 28 2019
With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
Itβll be on paper view.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Since moving to Finland Iβve become addicted to winter sports
It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. Itβs a real slippery slope
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Just bought a old sports car with a whale tale.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
There's a new extreme sport - "BBQ Skydiving".
The steaks have never been higher.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
What sport uses a wombat?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Is plate throwing a really an Olympic sport?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What is the favourite sport of the ten legged spider?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What did the dad say to his son who wouldn't shut up about buying him a cup so he could play sports?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
I got fired from my job as a sports writer, they said all my articles were too short
I guess a pitcher is worth a thousand words.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What's the most gory sport you can play?
I'm not sure, but the awnser must be blood-curling.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
What's a bird's favourite sport?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Why isnβt suntanning an Olympic sport?
Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Do you know what they call the ability to predict sports scores?
ESPN.
(Credit to my husband who just laid this one on our kids and I)
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︎ Sep 02 2020
(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.
Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What number is a sport?
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