I was just reading an article that said that skydiving is actually one of the safest extreme sports.

Apparently, if your parachute fails, you have your whole life to fix it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1naryB0t
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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What is Benedict Arnold’s favorite sports drink?

Traitor-ade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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Rowing is a rigger-ous sport
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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuzet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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As a huge sports statistics geek, I tend to store all my documents related to high school and collegiate athletes up high.

That way, I can keep a low pro file.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What's the difference between a dishwasher in a sports BBQ and a blue whale?

One cleans the grill, the other gleans the krill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whosevelt
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Why did the doula buy a sports car?

She had a midwife crisis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rando0821
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Why did the athlete raise the bar in their sport?

They were tired of hitting their head

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I asked a golf fan and a race fan what there favorite thing was about the sport?

They both said they like to watch people drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditorD2495
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Back in my day, high school sports athletic conferences wouldn’t let you participate if you didn’t keep at least a 2.0 grade point average. It seems times have drastically changed...

I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?

Golf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Lynn's nurse at the vaccination centre recently qualified for a sport in the Tokyo Olympics. What sport is it?

Javelin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shreya_shree
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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A School Runs A Sports Carnival

"I'm going to have a field day with this" proclaims a student.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilsoca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Whats an insects favourite sport?

Cricket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What's Pinocchio's favourite national sport?

Yemeni cricket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brunezy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SydneyCartonLived
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I'm a novice sports player.

I'm also very unprofessional.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonnyabcde
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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More women should officiate sports.

They are so good at pointing out everything men do wrong already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOcoee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What is a whale's favorite sport?

Bar-nacle boxing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buzarro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What’s an evil hand’s favourite sport?

Bad Mitten

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kill_Them_Back
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Baseball has to be the most nostalgic sport

Cause no matter if they are right or left handed batters, they always hit close to home.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.

It’s a real game changer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/struggling-here
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Why were sports stadiums so much cooler pre-COVID?

Because there were so many more fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeavyEar0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why can't skeletons play competitive sports?

They don't have any skin in the game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled

Too bad it’s Payperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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My neighbor drones on and on about his notoriously unreliable Swedish sports car...

It seems like a great big Saab story to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What sport do villains play the most?

BadMenTon

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What’s a Christmas present’s favorite sport?

Boxing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hercxjo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that I’m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.

Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathorcharcoal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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If cardboard had a favorite sport, what would it be?

Boxing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsArgon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.

It’ll be on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Since moving to Finland I’ve become addicted to winter sports

It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. It’s a real slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stiltonfondu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Just bought a old sports car with a whale tale.

spoiler alert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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There's a new extreme sport - "BBQ Skydiving".

The steaks have never been higher.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What sport uses a wombat?

Wom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Okie_Sasquatch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Is plate throwing a really an Olympic sport?

Discuss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boris_Donut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What is the favourite sport of the ten legged spider?

Tennis

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Whats a good Spanish sports channel?

ESBieN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelpfulNewspaper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What did the dad say to his son who wouldn't shut up about buying him a cup so he could play sports?

Oh, put a sock in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I got fired from my job as a sports writer, they said all my articles were too short

I guess a pitcher is worth a thousand words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What's the most gory sport you can play?

I'm not sure, but the awnser must be blood-curling.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.

It’s on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What's a bird's favourite sport?

Hawk-ey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CupCakeJoe23
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Do you know what they call the ability to predict sports scores?

ESPN.

(Credit to my husband who just laid this one on our kids and I)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theclashwasright
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.

Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?

Golf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What number is a sport?

Ten is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/topknottington
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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