What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?

Golf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
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Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SydneyCartonLived
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Baseball has to be the most nostalgic sport

Cause no matter if they are right or left handed batters, they always hit close to home.

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Why were sports stadiums so much cooler pre-COVID?

Because there were so many more fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeavyEar0
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What sport do villains play the most?

BadMenTon

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I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled

Too bad it’s Payperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What’s a Christmas present’s favorite sport?

Boxing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hercxjo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why can't skeletons play competitive sports?

They don't have any skin in the game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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My neighbor drones on and on about his notoriously unreliable Swedish sports car...

It seems like a great big Saab story to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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Since moving to Finland I’ve become addicted to winter sports

It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. It’s a real slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stiltonfondu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Just bought a old sports car with a whale tale.

spoiler alert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that I’m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.

Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathorcharcoal
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What sport uses a wombat?

Wom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Okie_Sasquatch
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There's a new extreme sport - "BBQ Skydiving".

The steaks have never been higher.

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Is plate throwing a really an Olympic sport?

Discuss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boris_Donut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Whats a good Spanish sports channel?

ESBieN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelpfulNewspaper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What did the dad say to his son who wouldn't shut up about buying him a cup so he could play sports?

Oh, put a sock in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.

It’ll be on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What's the most gory sport you can play?

I'm not sure, but the awnser must be blood-curling.

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What is the favourite sport of the ten legged spider?

Tennis

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What's a bird's favourite sport?

Hawk-ey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CupCakeJoe23
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I got fired from my job as a sports writer, they said all my articles were too short

I guess a pitcher is worth a thousand words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.

It’s on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.

Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Do you know what they call the ability to predict sports scores?

ESPN.

(Credit to my husband who just laid this one on our kids and I)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theclashwasright
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Why was Kristoff from Frozen so bad at sports?

Because he didn’t have any coronation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillarBeez
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Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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If cardboard had a favorite sport, what would it be?

Boxing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsArgon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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How do you get the mafia out of pro sports?

You request a sit-down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Admirers of sports are called sports fans. Admirers of the Sistine chapel are called?

Ceiling fans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Virtual-Prime
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What does Jesus favorite sport...

Crossfit....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharCharlesH
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I saw a sheep in a swimsuit driving a sports car today.

It must have been a Lamb bikini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420ZeusNoScope
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'

It's on paperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Experts have confirmed that bowling is officially the quietest sport.

You can hear a pin drop, after all.

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I saw this come across the ticker at a sports bar I work at.

What is a sharks favorite illegal substance?

>!Reefer!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shooception
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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If lazyness was an olympic sport, I would come fourth.

I woudn't want to climb up the podium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoggenstein123
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What number is a sport?

Ten is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/topknottington
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Anyone know when EA Sports will release COVID-20?

I am trying to decide if I should preorder, or if it will be as easy to get as COVID-19?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriendOfDrBob
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.

It’s on Paperview!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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If self-deprecation was an Olympic Sport

I'd probably just about scrape bronze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falseoptimism
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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My local sports store had an overstock of boat paddles, so they decided to have a sale.

It was quite an ordeal.

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What number is playing sports?

Ten is 🎾🎾🎾

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
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What did the bee say when he flew inside a sports car?

β€œSorry, I Mustang.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikoBuffalogna
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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The local newspaper just hired me as the sports editor.

My pen name is Jim Shortz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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What do you call a regular potato broadcasting sports?

A common tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEGOF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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F*cking sports fans!
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What do you call o rooster that likes sports?

A shuttlecock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GojiX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?

Golf.

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